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Paul of Mt Pleasant's avatar

Elvish blade is glowing.The mere discussion of war, is "almost" enough for me.

Paul of Mt Pleasant's avatar

And then of course the entire technical context would be gone. Millions of isolated tribes of survivors would have their unique "who did this" mythologies.

Are Buntz's avatar

Not a History major then...

Thaag the Nasty Trollop's avatar

embassies in Istanbul (not Constantinople)

<3

tihond's avatar

People just liked it better that way.

tihond's avatar

This is like the time The Onion started a war between Accounts Receivable and Accounts Payable. (Rest in power, Herbert!)

Stulexington's avatar

Unless of course he manages to get banned from twitter.

IOnlyLikeCats's avatar

Yeah but there isn't a constant threat of imminent invasion.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

You're not? Sorta guessed that

mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

Asif >> "israel forgets pakistan is a nuclear state too AH"

AH...asshole?...nice touch!, (as-if)

Doloras Funkette's avatar

That's how you know it was all an FSB psy-op. The only war they disapprove of is war with Russia. War on the rest of the planet where Trump/Putin team up = all good!

Doloras Funkette's avatar

"Oldthinkers unbellyfeel MAGA", they'll say.

NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

Myron Schabe is an old ass punk!

Jim Kube's avatar

Hahahaha! Now that's funny!

Are Buntz's avatar

I didn't skip the war parts of history...