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The last time someone pushed back on her H-P record by pointing out that, yeah, she doubled revenues, but it was due solely to an acquisition that proved to be disastrous, she complained about "Democrat talking points."

It's almost enough to make you maybe think she's a whiner or something.

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She chooses her plastic surgeons with the same skill that she runs her political campaigns and oversees her companies. She'll run on that face all day.

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Call Trump. He knows people in China who could sew up a couple of containers full of them in no time.

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John Thain knows who he is.

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Or that plaque that gathers on your keyboard from all the times you were eating Cheetos while you typed.

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Hengngnh, wasn't the "Internet" bubble all the fiberoptic that got laid at enormous expense and then went unused? Much like the railroad building boom of the 1880s?

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California to the GOP: You're welcome.

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It's a wonder that she still knows how to breathe.

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Anyone ever notice the astounding similarity between Carly Fiorina and Phyllis Diller in "Mad Monster Party"? Just curious.

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H-P stock lost 60% of its value during her tenure. So she failed every CEO's prime directive - to maintain and enhance stockholder value.

Also too 30,000 jobs, cough, cough.

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Hell, Windows would work great if nobody used it.

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I was gonna say we'd have to wait until she decided what it was.

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Someone already did

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When you equate gender with special needs, Carly, then, of course, you need special rules....

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Napoleon Buonaparte?

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Notice how none of these losers use the argument that they'll have to go back to their day jobs if they don't make the debates? It probably has something to do with the fact that this is their day job.

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