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Weeeellll, a little behind the times, but only in the respect that Wasilla created Methckcontin like 15 years ago. Wasilla is a horible horible messed up place, and I say that as an Alaska.... Take it for what it is worth.

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Eloquent.

Thank you.

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His suit brought him down. He thought it was filled with helium, but it was just air.

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he's a smoker. can't trust anyone under the thumb of joe camel.

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Prisney totally ripped off allegro non troppo

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“it’s getting harder every day”

-- Pix or GTFO.

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Oh Wasilla and the Valley. . .the place where human resources are meted out from the Wasilla Bible Church to serve in the hospital and library boards, chief executing State programs, and building multi-million milk, ferry and stadium albatrosses while trying to shut down any secular spending to the rest of Alaska.

Just in the last few weeks, Sen. Dunleavy (R-Wasilla) after taking about 10 to 1 testimonials against his anti-Planned Parenthood in schools bill, decided to pass it out of Committee. Dunleavy is a former "educator," who probably homeschooled his kids. Furthermore, their Rep. Lynn Gattis thinks seniors who can't afford to live in Alaska, should consider moving out of state. Far cry from when their former Mayor Sarah Palin won over a third of the vote for Governor when she promised to restore the State's Longevity Bonus (socialism for the elderly.)

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Wasilla, land of churches and even more churches!

Plus, drunk people.

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He enjoyed the probing..wink, wink

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And he traveled a hugely inconvenient distance.

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Although both are on the judiciary committee, right? I want them to get enough mail to be annoying, if nothing else. I'll probably write them, too, just so they get the mail. I will think of a way to politely tell them to fuck themselves.

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...is not headed straight to Dancing with the Stars.

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Don't cry for Senator no show. Remember he has a lifetime of retirement and health care benefits to tap into courtesy of the United States taxpayer. Also I'm sure he'll have a long and lucrative lobbying career

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And meth

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Really it's beyond me why he ever thought he had a chance in hell of winning the nomination, much less the presidency, and no one has explained it to me yet. A little help please...

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If his lobbying is on par with his political acumen, no intelligent person would ever have him representing their company.

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