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Hey, get corporate sponsors to throw some millions at me, and I'll "turn a profit" too. I fail to see where successful panhandling demonstrates one's "presidential" chops.

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I seem to recall that Editrix was somewhat taken by a shirtless Rmoney. (Wetsuit?)

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Just an observation about the "hacking". It appears (including from follow-up from NBC) that the "hacking" involved people voluntarily downloading shit files. That is, the same kind of thing you can experience at any Starbucks, if you are A Idiot.

Now, there's a possibility that the density of opportunities to be A Idiot may be higher in Sochi than at your average Starbucks, but still, this is not "hacking".

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I sure hope the Russian biathletes are better marks[wo]men than all the Russians and Soviets I've ever seen in those James Bond and other documentaries.

Say, you know who <i>else</i> was a lousy shot?

KGB plant, maybe?

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I was going for Darth Cheney, but thank you all for playing along.

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It's always nice when Google isn't being evil.

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Back in the bad old days of the Communist USSR, a reporter staying in a Moscow hotel was so worried about being bugged he pulled up the rug and found a network of wires. Which he promptly cut.

The next morning he went downstairs to breakfast and was told the dining room chandelier had fallen down.

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I still remember the gold medal hockey games!

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Then there's wrestling.

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Well, between that and their excerpt from the charter: "The practice of sport is a human right. Every individual must have the possibility of practicing sport, without discrimination of any kind and in the Olympic spirit, which requires mutual understanding with a spirit of friendship, solidarity and fair play."

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No. Just...no.

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Anyone can save the Olympics with a blank check from their Uncle Sam.

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It's good old fashioned free black market capitalism and corruption at its best. They almost make the Mafia look like punters.

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I'm kind of skiming here so I don't know if anyone has mentioned the ski & snow boards courses that are so dangerous athletes are withdrawing from events. <a href="http://globalnews.ca/news/1..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://globalnews.ca/news/1130620/how-safe-is-the...">http://globalnews.ca/news/1... <a href="http://www.kansas.com/2014/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.kansas.com/2014/02/06/3270531/womens-t...">http://www.kansas.com/2014/...

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Maybe Commasar Dmitry Kozak will demonstrate Gaydar for finding those pesky gays and lesbians that entered into Mother Russia to participate in the event.

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Olympics are people too, my friend. And some have their shit together better than others.

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