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At first I thought that was what they were looking for, but then they found that box.

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This seems like a perfectly good solution to Social Security funding: Tell the olds the money is in one of the many treasure chests you can find out in in the Nevada desert. Just keep looking. Even if only a few dozen <strike>fall for it</strike> voluntarily go, it will help.

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Judging from the lighting and apparent time of day, I'd guess this was shot immediately following the Early Bird Special out in back of a Lyons Restaurant.

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Oh, the shtupping that would have followed, given that were true. Thanks, Fare, for the imagery.

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We've wondered how a clueless dingbat like Jan Brewer gets elected. Wonder no more.

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The anti-Socialism candidate made a teevee ad centering on the most Socialist aspect of American society, and how she blames her opponent for trashing it.

Oh the stupid, it hurts.

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Just think, there aren't that many obstacles to these people appearing on "Dancing With The Stars".

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However, this would make an excellent ad for death panels.

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Seriously? Well I'm sure they are all excited about Bristol and her skills on "Dancing With the Forklifts."

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"WE. LIKE. ROY! WE. LIKE. ROY!"

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"And he turned in a notable performance, having to carry the weight of the rest of the ensemble on his shoulders."

Damn. I've always wanted to say that, while pretending to write reviews in the NYT.

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