Let us tell you an instructive moral fable: Once upon a time there was a President, America's Greatest, who was so Great that even though a crazy person shot him, and he bled profusely, he did not die, but went to stay president for years and years and years and fix all of our problems.
This story came up on the CBS evening news. When they showed the tube containing the sample/relic, the caption at the top of the screen read 'Blood Vile'. Spelling error or editorial comment?
I've read that a new President gives several pints of blood which is carried in the Presidential limo or taken on board Air Force One in case surgery is needed. Someone must have Reagan's valuable emergency blood and even with the Gipper gone his blood is needed more than ever. Think of the boost to Mitt Romney if he publicly was given a transfusion of that blood. Or the blood could be studied by scientists so as to create a vast ocean of True Conservative blood. Future candidates would pay millions for it, pundits would demand tests to ensure politicians had it coursing through their veins, and our entire society could be given a drop to make us all better Americans.
Damn, bidding is up to about $13,200 U.S. I have a sneaky suspicion some Teajahdist is purchasing it and will donate it for another round of bidding at one of Mitten's fund raisers.
"Nor flavorful" -Monica Lewinsky
This story came up on the CBS evening news. When they showed the tube containing the sample/relic, the caption at the top of the screen read 'Blood Vile'. Spelling error or editorial comment?
The picture of Ronnie looks kind of vampire-y. I see a future of Twilight-like right wing fanfic.
Nicely done.
Nah...he's got plenty, what with the blood of jobless workers.
I've read that a new President gives several pints of blood which is carried in the Presidential limo or taken on board Air Force One in case surgery is needed. Someone must have Reagan's valuable emergency blood and even with the Gipper gone his blood is needed more than ever. Think of the boost to Mitt Romney if he publicly was given a transfusion of that blood. Or the blood could be studied by scientists so as to create a vast ocean of True Conservative blood. Future candidates would pay millions for it, pundits would demand tests to ensure politicians had it coursing through their veins, and our entire society could be given a drop to make us all better Americans.
:::focusing microscope:::
Holy shit...Brittany Spear's panties!
Actually, I have a piece of the True Cross that I could be induced to part with for a reasonable consideration.
Ronnie always preferred one solid shade of unnatural.
Damn, bidding is up to about $13,200 U.S. I have a sneaky suspicion some Teajahdist is purchasing it and will donate it for another round of bidding at one of Mitten's fund raisers.
A fool and his money are soon departed.
"felt that Pres. Reagan himself would rather see me sell it rather than donating it. "
What the ever loving fuck?!
Vampire Jesus gave his blood for you...
Now he wants it back.