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Richard S's avatar

If the Arch is supposed to have all that security stuff in it, won't you have to block access to it and set up a security perimeter that would completely screw over traffic in the area? You'll have to close the Arlington Memorial Bridge, reroute the George Washington Memorial Parkway, move the main entrance to Arlington National Cemetery.....

Mr. Minky's avatar

OT: Apparently El-Sayed is backing Van Hollen for Senate Majority Leader. This is per Truthout and I don't know their reliability score.

https://truthout.org/articles/el-sayed-backs-van-hollen-for-senate-leader-as-calls-to-replace-schumer-grow/

Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

Thus far I'm seeing at least 8 Dem senators refusing to confirm they'll vote for him, almost all of them from the incoming newbies. I'm guessing a fair chunk of the rest of the caucus is waiting for someone to step forward as an alternative before they break with Schumer.

PrimerGray's avatar

ABC

Anyone But Chuck

Mysterysurf's avatar

I wouldn't get your hopes up too much. It's a long reach.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

You know, Trump is hoping to leave this world a Barron wasteland . . .

Cogswell's avatar

Last Week Tonight With John Oliver: Chuck Schumer's friends 'The Baileys'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dijMKwZMU2Q

The Baileys are Chuck Schumer's friends. Spoiler: The Baileys are allegedly fictitious.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Please someone tell me that there is no way he can stick us with Saddam Hussein's Cheesecake Factory decor!

TerseNurse's avatar

the bill for it all, perhaps

Edith Prickly's avatar

Of course he can't. This is more dementia-addled "you can't get rid of me" acting out.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

I still have the Guardian's live election updates page in another tab, and am still checking it every few minutes to see if there is any movement. I want to see those numbers at 56, 265, and 30 for senate, house, and governorships.

TerseNurse's avatar

per The Guardian: "Donald Trump will be blocked from putting a “rightwinger” on the US supreme court", according to Chuck Schumer

How about (and just hear me out Chuck), Trump will be blocked from putting anyone (or any thing) else onto the Supreme Court?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/nov/06/trump-rightwing-supreme-court-justice?CMP=share_btn_url

vorpal 🇨🇦 Elbows Up! 🇨🇦's avatar

Funny thing is, everybody in the White House uniformly HATES Miller, Orange Fuckface included.

Edith Prickly's avatar

I know. He’s just going to make things fall apart faster.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Yup. And probably expose himself to even more prosecution. And yes, I regret using the term "expose himself" when discussing Stephen Miller.

superdave's avatar

I think we've officially entered the Trump narcissistic meltdown phase.

Miss Grundy's avatar

For those of you who need a little historical perspective on what an asshole the Orange Asshole is I give you evidence of his destruction of the famous Art Deco doors that graced the entrance of the Bonwit Teller department store, which this asshole said he would save and then trashed:

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/donald-trump-bonwit-teller-friezes-met-2132673

Because New Yorkers remember.....

Flashman's avatar

As somebody said, the rich need to be thrown in jail when the do crime. Any lesser penalty is just a cost of doing business.

Jamoche's avatar

John Rogers (the Leverage one) said "A fine is just a price"

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

"We price-in our corruption, so you don't have to." . . .

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

"Contempt" is a Heel's special power . . .

Enter Ranting's avatar

He has always been a vulgarian.

Tommytoes's avatar

Sorry Bill O'Reilly but the first Oval was built in 09. Hoover burnt the bitch and FDR had the current one built.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Why is Stephen Miller reporting for COS duty with a gallon of gas and a match?

Linda's Mild Astonishment's avatar

Because the cyanide capsules are for after dinner.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

You would think it would be silicone and surgical thread . . .

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

BETTING POOL - Odds on Stephen Miller's term

30 days - 50:1

60 days - 33:1

90 days - 22:1

120 days - 10:1

150 days - 6:1

180 days - 3:2

Note: I made these up, but what do you think?

Sherry's avatar

Is this before he fires him or before the GOP beat the fuck out of him? Because he is deeply disliked.

superdave's avatar

Can you convert those to Scaramuccis?

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

If Dump strokes out, I would place good money on him shivving JD in order to take over.

Larry Schmitt's avatar

There are a lot of people who would gladly put money on any of those.

Mr. Minky's avatar

I think he's gonna be Eva to Trump's Adolf.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Please make that so!

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Can you give us those in Scaramuccis?

Enter Ranting's avatar

There's still no replacement for her, right?

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

"Clippy" in a blonde wig ? . . .

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Now that Miller has been tapped as Dumpy's Chief of Staff, I'm torn between his new nickname. Here's what's in play thus far:

Obergoblinfuhrer

Nosfart-tutu

Squire Baldick the Insufferable

Nazi Drew (and the Mysterious Case of the Clogged Crapper)

Sir Pinch ALoaf

And of course there's the old chestnut "This particular asshole," but I'm always open to change.

Linda's Mild Astonishment's avatar

Oh GOD I've missed this so much!

455 Rocket Cat, Space Donkey's avatar

I just read GEO Group (camps) acquired 1 billion in camp warehouse properties…so, seems they will try to appease their rightiest wing as if nothing happened.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

#5 because it sounds similar to “pinche” in Spanish.

Larry Schmitt's avatar

I wasn't familiar with that (I grew up next to Mexico, but I speak hardly any Spanish), so I looked it up. This was the most interesting comment.

I'm Mexican and we never use pinche as Kitchen boy, though some Mexicans would know it also means chef's helper. We always use it as an insult enhancer and can turn almost any curse word into a really rude one:

pinche pendejo/pendeja = fucking asshole

pinche puto/puta = fucking faggot/whore

pinche culero = fucking asshole

When used alone as an adjective it just means something lousy, ugly, something that sucks.

Esta fiesta esta bien pinche This party is really lousy / This party really sucks

Miss Grundy's avatar

It's lightweight but comemierda works for me. Or you can call him un estupido comemierda.

weejee's avatar

Assholeyest Asshole?

Mr. Minky's avatar

OT: "I think Paxton has too big of a built in advantage."--Ben Shapiro

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Poor Murphy has stroked out.

Seems he did not want to go where Fetterman have gone before . . .

TerseNurse's avatar

Wut??

Edit: seriously, what? Is there new news? where I come from, "stroked out" is a very bad thing indeed.