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jmhm's avatar

Cuomo only recently started tapping that. He keeps control of Albany by cuddling up really close to the state Republicans and to Rupert Murdoch. He didn't really make a play until Christie imploded.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

It's Christie's bad luck that Kushner could afford what a hooker would ask for that job.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Trump did, in fact, spy on the guests at his tacky Florida pad. Like everything else, the story died within 24 hours, when Trump distracted the media with some other bullshit stunt.

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MeerkatsRMammals's avatar

He's good friends with the cops. I suppose the Kevlar folks who make vests did him a solid?

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TakingAmes's avatar

Faux Gnus! I'm totally stealing that.

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TakingAmes's avatar

Me too, though I was calling the local Janesville office. VOIP servers crashed?

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Was that the one where all those Stein-voting idiots in Wisconsin and Michigan come to their senses BEFORE the election?

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ImGoingBacon's avatar

Anchorage and Juneau football teams also too. Throw in Nome, just in case.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

help us chris chritie, you're our only hope? (shivers)

still think comey's got the russian dirt and is holding it until after the inauguration or until T-rump knifes the repugs in congress. look at the vid of trump and pence post election day and that weird aggressive handshake, like pence just told gave him the list of cabinet appointment he would be making, or else

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Meccalopolis's avatar

send it to bruce. bruce I know he's repulsive but could you, you know, pretend to like him and let him sing backstage or something so he'll destroy trum please? k thanx

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

I'm proud owner of this. Too bad he signed with the Braves. http://cdn1.thecomeback.com...

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sgt. jmk de la rΓ©sistance's avatar

With Trump, I wouldn't be surprised if the guy he knows AND the guy who is known were BOTH on his payroll.

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Yr. Gma's avatar

From Ali's keyboard to God's ear.

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Amanda Panda's avatar

also good with American cheese instead of mozz, but mozz is def preferred. mmmm Jerseylicious!

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Beautifully written, Ali! Just beautiful.

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