Hello there, Governor! Whoever thought you’d end up here, huh? Remember that Republican convention a few years ago where you told them that before you spoke they had to run a 20-minute campaign commercial for you that was all stars and eagles and your big face and then they had to watch you do Wonder Woman power poses and then they had to chant “Go! Go! Go! Go!” while you chugged a Genesee Cream Ale and then maybe, when you were goddamned good and ready, just MAYBE you would mention the actual candidate? And then they just caved and did that because you had that much political juice?
Cuomo only recently started tapping that. He keeps control of Albany by cuddling up really close to the state Republicans and to Rupert Murdoch. He didn't really make a play until Christie imploded.
Trump did, in fact, spy on the guests at his tacky Florida pad. Like everything else, the story died within 24 hours, when Trump distracted the media with some other bullshit stunt.
help us chris chritie, you're our only hope? (shivers)
still think comey's got the russian dirt and is holding it until after the inauguration or until T-rump knifes the repugs in congress. look at the vid of trump and pence post election day and that weird aggressive handshake, like pence just told gave him the list of cabinet appointment he would be making, or else
send it to bruce. bruce I know he's repulsive but could you, you know, pretend to like him and let him sing backstage or something so he'll destroy trum please? k thanx
Cuomo only recently started tapping that. He keeps control of Albany by cuddling up really close to the state Republicans and to Rupert Murdoch. He didn't really make a play until Christie imploded.
It's Christie's bad luck that Kushner could afford what a hooker would ask for that job.
Trump did, in fact, spy on the guests at his tacky Florida pad. Like everything else, the story died within 24 hours, when Trump distracted the media with some other bullshit stunt.
Assange is Putin's bitch - that much is clear.
He's good friends with the cops. I suppose the Kevlar folks who make vests did him a solid?
Faux Gnus! I'm totally stealing that.
Me too, though I was calling the local Janesville office. VOIP servers crashed?
Was that the one where all those Stein-voting idiots in Wisconsin and Michigan come to their senses BEFORE the election?
Anchorage and Juneau football teams also too. Throw in Nome, just in case.
help us chris chritie, you're our only hope? (shivers)
still think comey's got the russian dirt and is holding it until after the inauguration or until T-rump knifes the repugs in congress. look at the vid of trump and pence post election day and that weird aggressive handshake, like pence just told gave him the list of cabinet appointment he would be making, or else
send it to bruce. bruce I know he's repulsive but could you, you know, pretend to like him and let him sing backstage or something so he'll destroy trum please? k thanx
I'm proud owner of this. Too bad he signed with the Braves. http://cdn1.thecomeback.com...
With Trump, I wouldn't be surprised if the guy he knows AND the guy who is known were BOTH on his payroll.
From Ali's keyboard to God's ear.
also good with American cheese instead of mozz, but mozz is def preferred. mmmm Jerseylicious!
Beautifully written, Ali! Just beautiful.