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Don't you hate it when you accidentally bite the inside of your lip so it swells up a bit, and then every time you eat something you accidentally bite it again?

Fuck

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Got one of those on the inside of my cheek, back in molarville

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Excuse to eat ice cream? Also rinse it with salt water. Hope it heals soon

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In my experience, it takes 3 to 5 days for your teeth to learn how not to bite your lip.

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NYT is full of shit.

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I've got dentures, and if I don't get them seated right in the morning, it's a baaaddd day for that.

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Warm salt water. Just don't swallow.

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+10 for molarville

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Well, thanks a lot. Now I'm going to bite the inside of my lip any minute now. :-)

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I am old and retired. I am not rich. I manage to have $20 charged to my Visa every month. It's like paying the electric bill or internet bill. It's a necessity. No regrets except that I can't give more. Rock on Wonkers.

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That's my right cheek since yesterday.

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And Wonk on Rockers!!

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I saw a faked Water Lillies once. I mean, it was real because some billionaire told me so, so it was real, as makes no difference(!) A fake Monet kind of defeats the whole movement, but whatever, the fake was amazing anyway.

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GZR- Playing two heavy guitars at the same time before it was cool: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Kicking in a bump is the most Nikki Sixx thing I've ever read. I am reading the Nikki Sixx autobiography. Cheers!

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Yes, and also YES

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