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I figured him for a Ted Nugent guy. Huh.

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Oh, my fail...that certainly is a whole different ball game.

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Not even a question. He needs surgery? You take MasterCard? Emergency vet, ~weekly, for a month? Sure, I'll figure out that pesky rent later. More surgery? See above. Thankfully, he's been healthy since and I wouldn't trade him for all the gold in Beck's basement.

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They thought it was a goner, but no.

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Saying it like it's a bad thing. The poor dear, the self loathing/denial is strong in this one.

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Those are the Muggle strategies. Hogwarts-educated Republicans favor the "Deportatio Curse."

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Great...more opposition to Obama because Obama is "too liberal."

I seriously want a bumper sticker that says: "Socialism? I wish."

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oh yeah. 2008 and 2009 were bad years for vet bills (cats for us). though i'm not sure we quite reached 5 figures.

bless you for that.

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i think the key question here is WHOSE rock lyrics.

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you all laugh now, but when it gets to the Misters Thaddeus Stevens and Thaddeus Young then it's Katy bar the door.

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It's more of a market-making pre-export activity. "We don't need a new bridge" [BOOM!!] "OK, we need a new bridge."

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Let me guess. Less taxes Less Government No Obama Care No Socialism No abortions No common sense

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Wide.

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Fred Thompson ("sitting in" for Sheer InSannity) gave him an infomercial this afternoon.

His "plan" to reform Social Security is to give each participant the present value of her or his "account," which that joker can then "invest" as she or he chooses.

Rest assured this is "privitizing" it, of course!

What a nutcase.

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Is that were there's like a million searches for "Snooki?"

Or is that Oogle?

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Yes, you have all the Wonkette sweathogs in your camp, GL.

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