Who is mackin' on Christine O'Donnell here in this crappy bar somewhere with Philadelphia Eagles posters on the fake paneling? Why is she rocking the "sexy insect" costume? Didn't she know Halloween is for Witches? Well, whatever masturbating happened on
Dude, you do NOT eat out the older, drunk, plastic costume wearing broad who shows up at your house unsolicited! That is a recipe for trouble, but he shoulda worn the thickest condom he owns and gotten down to business. How much better would his story have been if it ended "but i didn't give a fuck, I put on my man pants and rode her until she squirted and ruined my sheets" Then we would get to make her deny being a squirter (disclaimer: Some of my best 'friends' are squirters, for obvious reasons).
More like those mirrored balls they sell at home depot that my crazy cat lady neighbor has installed throughout her front yard so it looks like a blinding alien landing zone as you walk by.
I'm pretty sure anything called "Super Premium Rabbit 1000" would be a street legal vehicle of some kind, so what you meant to say was.
" Grandma drove down the street on her 100 horsepower dildo, delighting children and adults alike with her screams of joy and terror "
I am in my 30's and I have dated women who have been shaving their pubes for 15 years. One I took camping this summer for a week had never even had allowed peach fuzz to form before, she was 25. She kept feeling down there and smelling her hand, it was weird it was like watching someone go through puberty.
The "friend" is probably in a 1000 pieces wrapped in plastic and hidden behind the laminate wood walls of the basement he obviously lives in.
I doubt that, since he obviously never liked Bush.
Dude, you do NOT eat out the older, drunk, plastic costume wearing broad who shows up at your house unsolicited! That is a recipe for trouble, but he shoulda worn the thickest condom he owns and gotten down to business. How much better would his story have been if it ended "but i didn't give a fuck, I put on my man pants and rode her until she squirted and ruined my sheets" Then we would get to make her deny being a squirter (disclaimer: Some of my best 'friends' are squirters, for obvious reasons).
um ... I do. unless you meant that literally.
she's kinda cute. until she opens her mouth. OH WAIT, there's a picture. She's kinda cute with her mouth open too.
It read more like a Reader's Digest story till the last few paragraphs.
Once you have more hair on your thighs and tummy than your landing zone, its time to invest in some sort of hair removal device.
More like those mirrored balls they sell at home depot that my crazy cat lady neighbor has installed throughout her front yard so it looks like a blinding alien landing zone as you walk by.
Intelligent people often tend to be more risqué in their speech but can do so cleverly in a less pejorative way than your average Joe.
We make fun of people's opinions more often than how they look, that makes us better people.
I'm pretty sure anything called "Super Premium Rabbit 1000" would be a street legal vehicle of some kind, so what you meant to say was.
" Grandma drove down the street on her 100 horsepower dildo, delighting children and adults alike with her screams of joy and terror "
I am in my 30's and I have dated women who have been shaving their pubes for 15 years. One I took camping this summer for a week had never even had allowed peach fuzz to form before, she was 25. She kept feeling down there and smelling her hand, it was weird it was like watching someone go through puberty.
Wax it and you're already playing with it.
The "friend" is probably in a 1000 pieces wrapped in plastic and hidden behind the laminate wood walls of the basement he obviously lives in.
Kublakant's a little confused, too. There are a few bats up in that stately pleasure dome.
It probably looks like a sad little carrot.
It's often interesting to learn if the drapes match the carpet.
We just don't expect the carpet to be wall-to-wall.
One thing we know for sure - Ms. O'Donnell has "enough craziness" all sewn up.