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fuflans's avatar

a thousand times this.

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bobbert's avatar

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"This was Twitter, after all, and most people don’t fact-check every tweet they read."

True enough...but they ought to fucking well fact-check it before they pass it along.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

What, no exigencies?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Tommy...show me on the doll where the Invisible Jesus touched you.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

WARNING: May cause strain of eye-rolling muscles. Non-permanent Damage to Osculomotor nerves has been reported.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You really expect humorless rightwing fuckwads to appreciate a joke? I bet they don't appreciate the new, bigger, and better joke, which is that the humorless rightwing fuckwads didn't even know it was a joke. They were probably incensed to "discover" that Denham had about double their own IQs - that had to hurt almost as bad as the realization that Barack Obama is so much smarther than they are. Also quite amusing is that it was only conservatwatters who failed to see what should have been patently obvious.

There's so many levels of humor here, it's hard to know what to laugh about first.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I can't wait until she goes all Alfred North Whitehead on their asses. You know she's just saving it up.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Say, you know who else exploited easily-outraged people with hearsay and unverified claims, for political gain?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm looking forward to <i>Fox in Stocks</i>

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.jesus8880.com\/chapters\/gematria\/images\/sea-galilee-top-2-fish.gif" target="_blank">Jesus math</a> must be hard -- because I can't figure out WTF it means.

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bobbert's avatar

wut

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malsperanza's avatar

I used to copy edit those. The letters were from real people, and you could tell which ones were real events and which ones were fantasies before the editing removed references to race, location, etc.

I still remember the one from the shoe salesman fondly.

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malsperanza's avatar

Also, her parents are semi-famous. And some people think she's funny. And she's not conventionally beyootiful so she can do the feminist thing. (Which is how Hollywood does feminism.)

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malsperanza's avatar

Ahaha! Wait til I tweet this quote from Friedrich Hayek:

"Capital has one single life impulse, the tendency to create value and surplus-value, to make its constant factor, the means of production, absorb the greatest possible amount of surplus-labour. Capital is dead labour, that, vampire-like, only lives by sucking living labour, and lives the more, the more labour it sucks."

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