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So this asshat douche bag obviously hates women ! Maybe he got upset because his blow up doll has a leak from over use and now has a leak that can't be fixed ! Poor baby ! Maybe we should start a Go - fund -me to get him a new " girlfriend " so he can leave Taylor alone !😅🤣😂

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Taylor already knows about these Maga-jerk-offs, she references them in "Shake It Off" "Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate...

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I never see references to ancient and dead commentator Paul Harvey's saccharine tribute to American farmers — for me the obvious model for “So God Made Tя☭mp” — but here it is. The Tя☭mp ad's narrator even sounds distantly like Harvey, which led me to believe at first that the Tя☭mp ad was a parody:

https://youtu.be/ZRDaPEaDJ7E?si=xafyDHh6uvD1U30U

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Deathsantis wife did it first, saying Ron was created by god to be his warrior, they aren't even original. And it was blasphemous then! And I'm not even religious. But I do understand their rules.

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i don't understand why people who are making threats like that face no consequences. Don't tell me free speech, hate speech is not protected

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"Oh look son......an attention whore!!!!"

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Heehee. Cowherd is a turd, but he's our turd and today we celebrate HIM! He's a bona fide Cowboys hater... but Jesus, even us diehard Cowboys fans are Cowboys haters more than not.

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Lots of people in this country are fuckin’ DERANGED when it comes to Taylor Swift.

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She is a good person who lifts up, and supports her fellow women. For that she must be punished. That and they thought she was their Aryan hate-queen, she is not. They view that as a betrayal.

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I say we take a baseball bat to this cowardly bitch behind a microphone.

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He definitely reeks of one who got many swirlies in school.

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It’s amazing to me he can even find his tiny dick to pee.

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Imma guess he doesn't and probably just drops his drawers and aims his hips in the general direction like a potty-training toddler... and mom takes care of the mess when she cleans the basement.

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Brenden "3Es" Dilley = little bitch. Where the fuck did these guys come from? Lordy.

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Gee whiz, mister Brenden Dilley sir! You're so tough and cool the way you told that fancy shmancy gal a thing or three! You bet she'll do just what you say. That'll be swell! When I grow up I wanna be just like you!

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Well, at least Brenden is making good use of his mom’s basement.

He put some nice IKEA shelves up. He’s got an interesting backdrop for his YouTube videos and podcasts, with all his favorite dolls on display like Pepe and Donald Trump. Which are totally not dolls mind you, they’re “limited edition collectibles” because we know Brenden would never play with dolls, that’s just something girls and liberal men do, not big tough alpha male Brenden!!

I’m sure somewhere Taylor Swift is taking a break from playing Scrooge McDuck diving into her piles and piles of cash to quiver in fear over Brenden Dilley totally going all MAGA on her.

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The Kelce Brothers say...BRING IT ONNNNN!

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“When the people you’re courting make the wrong choice, you punish, he said.”

The disturbing, insecure mantra of the MAGA man. “Do what I want, and I’ll hurt you less. Misbehave, and that’s on you.” Stay FAR away from these types.

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So, I am rooting for KC in the Superbowl now? Okay, cool. Go, Chiefs/Taylor Swift, I guess. (<-Things I never tough I would express EVER, but life is weird.)

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Me too! I sure hope that whatever team Tylor likes dribbles really well and serves lots of aces.

Sorry, I like Taylor but don't care about sportsball except table tennis. Yay for Truls Moregardh, Hina Hayata and Haruna Ojio.

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Same, same! I usually make my Superb Owl picks based on how many former LSU players (Geaux Tigers!) are on each team.

This year, even that is pushing me towards the Chiefs - they have 2 (keep an eye out for Clyde Edwards-Hilaire... he's small but he's amazing) as opposed to the Niners' 1 (Tyrion Davis-Price... also small... also amazing).

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My in-laws are all in KC and big Chiefs fans, so we must root for the Chiefs. I would be happier if they changed their logo to a fire hat. Then they can keep the name and be less offensive.

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That is an excellent idea!

The frugal part of me loves the idea of repurposing the name!

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Is there ring camera evidence of this jamoke abusing his wife? Like that other asshole .... what was his name?

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Stephen Crowder.

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I get these two creeps mixed up also. Kelly is even crazier and more despicable than Crowder. Brenden Dilley is the Yugo of Jesse Kellys.

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It's not just you, I have to think of one of the idiocies to tell them apart. Example is it the "dildo, lube boat" guy of "project Ferret-Ass"? (James O'Keefe) Or is it the squeaky-voiced manlet who ignorantly bragged to the internet how how lousy he was in bed? (Ben Shapiro)

I watch "The Majority Report with Sam Seder, and they rag on Tim Poole, Crowder, and some of the other idiots constantly. They have a whip smart lady Emma that is very good at pointing out their stupidity.

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Umm, every white male in America who’s married and voted for Donald Trump?!? No offense, but that’s a lot of names to list!!

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