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So we can look forward to an October-December wedding?

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Something, something, still fucking that chicken?

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Whaat....

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I know someone who's good friends with him when he comes to town, and I try not to think about it and plug my ears and go la la la la la when she tries to tell me about it.

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I completely agree, and I'm a USA American. My mom taught me how to spell using the superfluous "u" in certain words. She said it would make me write like I knew what I was writing about. Oh, and "s" instead of zed.

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Chris Hemsworth, dammit!

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That's some bad shit there.

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Thank you. I would not have wanted to hear about this in any other way.

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Since Wendy already took Rupert to the cleaners', expect the negotiations to be cut-throat and merciless.

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Something tells me that incident was the Reichstag Fire of pie-throwing. In the video clip it is striking how they seemed to know it was coming in advance.

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Ageism has never been more vicious. Also: Anna Nicole was a complete overrated moron.

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You really don't get it - not all Texans are biblethumping morons. Too many of them still are, though. But don't hate her for leaving there.

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But that's not why I hate him.

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I was thinking former winner of the SPY Magazine "Ironman Nightlife Decathlon" Anthony Haden-Guest -- who probably fucked Jerri anyway -- but I like yours better

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Oh, for a sec there I thought you were making reference to our ghey bishop.

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His ex (the one that stopped the flying pie) is a fox.

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