I often watch true crime videos on YouTube. Well, I spent about 45 minutes watching such a video, and the STRANGEST thing happened. An application to, wait for it, the FBI popped up on the screen and my name , address, and phone number was AUTOMATICALLY filled out. As in, it seemed it was an AI generated feature. Before I could say WTF, and exit out of the screen, the application was saved. And presumably entered into some database. I kid you not. SMDH.
Theory: SEC frat hazings so frequently involve bestiality that it's been disqualifying so many otherwise Fine Upstanding Citizens (FUCs) from becoming FBI agents that someone finally noticed.
At my university, I heard some rumor of a student who had carnel relations with a porcine creature who likely had not consented.
About three years later, a fellow graduate of this fine university whom had became my officemate mentioned that he had front seats to the fallout of that "dangerous liaison".
He was in class a few minutes before the start of the lecture when the lover of the porcine showed (after being processed and released). Some woman started whispering and giggling in the classroom This person wasn't having it. He stood up and exclaimed, "If you girls would put out, I wouldn't need to do this!" And then stormed out never to be seen again.
Is this demonstrative of what we would look for in an FBI agent?
The other problem here is blackmail, which is standard tradecraft in espionage.
If your weakness for banging animals or prostitution is now "in the past", you don't think that a nation-state wouldn't engage in that character flaw down the road? At which, when you fail and are afraid to report, they use that material to turn you. Kash seems to be oblivious to this red flag.
I think that the concept of zoophillia is almost seen with universal disgust by all political sides of this country. I doubt that the Democrats would ever make it an election issue, but it would be a Roger Stone birthday present the other way around.
I think Kash fucked a sheep, got caught, got arrested, and has somehow managed to cover it up. But he knows it's gonna come out someday, and he put that language in the new FBI requirements to cover his own ass.
That's my conspiracy theory, and I'm sticking with it.
I'm surprised that the context of the subject of cow fucking wasn't immediately obvious to everyone. Kash Patel rose to fame as an employee of Devin Nunes and we all know what he was into.
Well what really gripes my grundle about this is all the times that the right wing made horrified faces and said things like "If we legalize gay marriage, we'll slide right down that slippery slope and before you know it we'll be legalizing marriage to animals"
But apparently now that's not such a big horror?
Not that I've got any beef with people who want to fuck animals. I mean, sure, the animal's free will is being abused, but we abuse the free will of animals so freely that the idea just doesn't get my goat.
Ok, so you don't want anyone to fuck a cow. You can artificially inseminate it, you can set it up on a date with a bull who's going to impose his will on the cow, but you can't fuck it? You can kill it, cut it up into pieces, take the pieces home and fuck the pieces, but you can't fuck a cow? Yeah, I got no problem with fucking a cow.
It's not like you're going to get her pregnant.
Besides, have you ever seen those videos where large animal vets have their arms up a cow's behind up to the shoulder?
Yeah, if you bother a cow with your little willy, I think you should be required to inform the cow.
I suppose it's different with smaller animals. Goats or sheep? would probably notice you. But I doubt they'd care.
Dogs and cats? Does anybody fuck dogs and cats? I dunno, seems to me they'd be likely to bite and/or scratch you well before you got your jollies.
There's old jokes about small animals (see the very end for a gross joke I was told in high school. I'll make you scroll down for it, it's pretty disgusting.) But again, I just can't see it.
Not that I have the slightest interest in bestiality! I assume it is 90% lonely hick boys who can't find anything better to stick their dicks into, and 10% hard core freaks, but that's between them and their gods.
kennedy's so not dumb. he's a vandy, uva, oxford grad.
which makes it all worse.
(if memory serves he used to be a D?)
Weird...
At this point I just can't anymore.
If it were a slightly different age range, I would assume it's about hazing...
I often watch true crime videos on YouTube. Well, I spent about 45 minutes watching such a video, and the STRANGEST thing happened. An application to, wait for it, the FBI popped up on the screen and my name , address, and phone number was AUTOMATICALLY filled out. As in, it seemed it was an AI generated feature. Before I could say WTF, and exit out of the screen, the application was saved. And presumably entered into some database. I kid you not. SMDH.
Theory: SEC frat hazings so frequently involve bestiality that it's been disqualifying so many otherwise Fine Upstanding Citizens (FUCs) from becoming FBI agents that someone finally noticed.
At my university, I heard some rumor of a student who had carnel relations with a porcine creature who likely had not consented.
About three years later, a fellow graduate of this fine university whom had became my officemate mentioned that he had front seats to the fallout of that "dangerous liaison".
He was in class a few minutes before the start of the lecture when the lover of the porcine showed (after being processed and released). Some woman started whispering and giggling in the classroom This person wasn't having it. He stood up and exclaimed, "If you girls would put out, I wouldn't need to do this!" And then stormed out never to be seen again.
Is this demonstrative of what we would look for in an FBI agent?
The other problem here is blackmail, which is standard tradecraft in espionage.
If your weakness for banging animals or prostitution is now "in the past", you don't think that a nation-state wouldn't engage in that character flaw down the road? At which, when you fail and are afraid to report, they use that material to turn you. Kash seems to be oblivious to this red flag.
I think that the concept of zoophillia is almost seen with universal disgust by all political sides of this country. I doubt that the Democrats would ever make it an election issue, but it would be a Roger Stone birthday present the other way around.
To be fair, unless you're fucking an animal during the polygraph, isn't all our bestiality "in the past"?
I think Kash fucked a sheep, got caught, got arrested, and has somehow managed to cover it up. But he knows it's gonna come out someday, and he put that language in the new FBI requirements to cover his own ass.
That's my conspiracy theory, and I'm sticking with it.
Would that have been Shaun the Sheep, then?
I'll show myself out.
𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵.
So we're talking about people like Barron Trump's good friends and role models, the Tate brothers.
And Epstein-Trump of course.
What degrading acts do you think Peter Thiel forced his acolyte JD Vance into doing?
Ka$h finds a new way to screw the pooch every day.
I want a Ka$h baseball cap with cow horns.
Seems like there are several missed opportunities to work the following phrases into related articles:
Milking parlor
Cow tipping
Cattle prod
Bullhorn
Milk shake
There are others.
I grew up on a dairy farm, and I approve this message.
Had a sudden, terrifying realization - I missed out in my own comment; should have closed with “There are udders.” 😎✌️
Ewe.
I'm surprised that the context of the subject of cow fucking wasn't immediately obvious to everyone. Kash Patel rose to fame as an employee of Devin Nunes and we all know what he was into.
Well what really gripes my grundle about this is all the times that the right wing made horrified faces and said things like "If we legalize gay marriage, we'll slide right down that slippery slope and before you know it we'll be legalizing marriage to animals"
But apparently now that's not such a big horror?
Not that I've got any beef with people who want to fuck animals. I mean, sure, the animal's free will is being abused, but we abuse the free will of animals so freely that the idea just doesn't get my goat.
Ok, so you don't want anyone to fuck a cow. You can artificially inseminate it, you can set it up on a date with a bull who's going to impose his will on the cow, but you can't fuck it? You can kill it, cut it up into pieces, take the pieces home and fuck the pieces, but you can't fuck a cow? Yeah, I got no problem with fucking a cow.
It's not like you're going to get her pregnant.
Besides, have you ever seen those videos where large animal vets have their arms up a cow's behind up to the shoulder?
Yeah, if you bother a cow with your little willy, I think you should be required to inform the cow.
I suppose it's different with smaller animals. Goats or sheep? would probably notice you. But I doubt they'd care.
Dogs and cats? Does anybody fuck dogs and cats? I dunno, seems to me they'd be likely to bite and/or scratch you well before you got your jollies.
There's old jokes about small animals (see the very end for a gross joke I was told in high school. I'll make you scroll down for it, it's pretty disgusting.) But again, I just can't see it.
Not that I have the slightest interest in bestiality! I assume it is 90% lonely hick boys who can't find anything better to stick their dicks into, and 10% hard core freaks, but that's between them and their gods.
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Why do you wrap a guinea pig with duck tape?
So it doesn't pop when you fuck it.
WTF?
You don't like my sense of humor? Is it the joke at the end or the whole thing? 'Cause I warned you about the joke at the end.
This change of rules was created for someone, and now I want to know the backstory. So to speak.
Probably one of Huckabee's kids. Or a Palin!