okay my personal take on the FBI bestiality thing is that someone is their digital investigation team is a furry and this came out but was not Understood so they panicked and here we are. that’s genuinely what I think most likely
My career as an amateur doctor enables me to diagnose Kash as one of those rare men who has an overactive thyroid and is suffering from Graves Disease. He displays many obvious symptoms even though GD is much more common in females.
His maniacal party animal display with the hockey team, his queening out in committee meetings, the generalized mania he constantly displays....all of it can be caused by GD.
So he's perfect for a job where he rubs shoulders with people whose brains are half eaten by worms and a boss with one foot in the grave.
Imma going out on a limb here and say "haven't stolen from your employer in the last three years" is like 3 orders of magnitude WTAF bigger than "fucked a sheep when I was 18", but Evil Foghorn Leghorn sure as hell made sure the 'fucked a sheep' is all people are noticing.
In another hearing regarding the school book bans he read aloud into the congressional record passages describing explicit gay blow jobs and anal. The guy has some kink.
If this was about people being coerced, he could have just said that people are exempt if they were coerced into sex trafficking or sex exploitation without making reference to specific acts like bestiality. The fact that Kash’s new policy specifically mentions “engaged in bestiality” without any reference to coercion is a tell.
And I’m still convinced he fucked a goat in high school.
we have great canines
How very incisive, Kash.
The FBI wants to hire more fraternity guys from agricultural colleges? Or planning some unusual entertainment for Kash?
Best take I've read:
madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay.com)
okay my personal take on the FBI bestiality thing is that someone is their digital investigation team is a furry and this came out but was not Understood so they panicked and here we are. that’s genuinely what I think most likely
https://bsky.app/profile/oldenoughtosay.com/post/3mvne4vgvxc2k
Honest, he just slipped and fell is all!
“ why won’t these lampreys
stop sucking my dick?”
So THAT is what happened to Elon. Ouch.
Okay, let's get serious here.
My career as an amateur doctor enables me to diagnose Kash as one of those rare men who has an overactive thyroid and is suffering from Graves Disease. He displays many obvious symptoms even though GD is much more common in females.
Here, have a peek at what the unreliable Mayo Clinic has to say about GD: https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/graves-disease/symptoms-causes/syc-20356240
His maniacal party animal display with the hockey team, his queening out in committee meetings, the generalized mania he constantly displays....all of it can be caused by GD.
So he's perfect for a job where he rubs shoulders with people whose brains are half eaten by worms and a boss with one foot in the grave.
Or he's just an asshole.
Hooker P Tape's Razor.
;>)))
Somewhere, Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. is rolling in his grave.
This is not the sequel to "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood" I was looking for.
It would be amusing if this issue resulted in some new Far Side content.
“Men Who Love Sheep and Women Who Won’t Wear Wool “
Just thought of this and have no idea how to use it:
Kash Cow.
New post BTW
Kash Patel sleeps with the fishes.
The Deep is jealous.
With both eyes open
Now we're just floundering around.
He’s not even koi about it
<rimshot.mp3>
whar gallbladder??
Took the words right offa my fingers.
He went to go get more coffee
And check on Steve
...we wishes.
"Okay, but not the Irish!"...
Yes, without a doubt.
Imma going out on a limb here and say "haven't stolen from your employer in the last three years" is like 3 orders of magnitude WTAF bigger than "fucked a sheep when I was 18", but Evil Foghorn Leghorn sure as hell made sure the 'fucked a sheep' is all people are noticing.
In another hearing regarding the school book bans he read aloud into the congressional record passages describing explicit gay blow jobs and anal. The guy has some kink.
And he sure as hell made it seem like all the banned books were like that, didn't he. He's not stupid, just evil
If they were smarter I'd be concerned they changed the bestiality rule to distract from the other rule changes.
But you're not wrong.
Not to be all 'shazam' . . . but is there really *that* much bestiality going on?
AND the practitioners are applying to be FBI agents?
If this was about people being coerced, he could have just said that people are exempt if they were coerced into sex trafficking or sex exploitation without making reference to specific acts like bestiality. The fact that Kash’s new policy specifically mentions “engaged in bestiality” without any reference to coercion is a tell.
And I’m still convinced he fucked a goat in high school.
But did he take her to Prom?
She turned him down.
I'm wondering about him being fucked by a goat in high school...
My money is on letting the goat fuck him.
oh, you just beat me. Points to you! (where are those godamm P points, anyway?...)
I miss my P-ness!