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Ennui There Yet's avatar

He even <i>gestated</i> Inside of a woman. Can Mary Burke say that?!?

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schmannity's avatar

There's no her in Walker.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Tuesday we are all cheese heads.

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Jared James's avatar

How are they supposed to create jobs if we're always punishing success with taxes and demanding wages for work and stuff?

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Jared James's avatar

He's such a hero of the People.

And the Right Kind of women, too, I suppose.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

It would be more convincing if she had mispronounced succeed: "Mary Burke wants to create more opportunities to sue. We want to create more opportunities for women to SUE-cceed."

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artem1s's avatar

Stepford factor?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Goddam right.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I bet they had a problem all day at that videoshoot, with cats constantly trying to cover him up.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Correct me if I'm wrong, blankeyes, but if someone already has a job, they generally don't need "opportunities."

Also, part of "succeed" at one's current job pretty much means getting paid enough to live, so that you don't need a second job, er "opportunity" to work more.

Didn't your walleyed Koch-straddler Scotty Walker promise to provide some big influx of "opportunities?" What happened to those? Here in California, our Gov did things right, and our economy is much better, so we are gonna give him a historic fourth term.

Your Scott Walker did not do things right, your economy is not better. Why would anyone give him another term?

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