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de van's avatar

When will pence stop apologizing to the insurrectionists for not allowing them to hang him?

mailman27's avatar

When you get yourself involved in a race with MAGA, it's always to the bottom, and you always lose.

mailman27's avatar

Mother may I don't think so!

Putin Sucks's avatar

He'll never stop being an asshole.

Hamilton Ω, Simba, Li'l Feller's avatar

Back when they had that "operation" show on cable, I accidently tuned into a grundlectomy during dinner time.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

I dare House Republicans to open an investigation of Anthony Fauci. I would hope that Democrats would use that open door to review Trump's enormous failings in not dealing with the pandemic. Be careful what you wish for, GOP.

Andy's avatar

Did he pass the bar??

Truxpin49's avatar

Well, I think the men and women that serve in the FBI, the rank-and-file, are some of the best people in the United States

Well, unless they are serving a warrant on a Republican

LarrytheRed's avatar

“We stick with Trump, we keep losing elections.” So said brave Paul Ryan in October 2022. And I ask my weekly question: Why does anybody (besides Michael) watch those shows?

Allen Eisenberg's avatar

Maybe I'm old, but I remember when Bobby Jindal, Republican governor of Louisiana said, "We've got to stop being the party of stupid." No one listened to him then, and they're not now going to give Paul Ryan any attention.

BoredNuke's avatar

Pretty sure most caterpillars use hydraulics. John deeres might be pneumatic tho

Hamilton Ω, Simba, Li'l Feller's avatar

Mechanical insects favor hydraulics for high-power operations. Compressible fluids are rather iffy for those things.

John Hinkle's avatar

Sometimes Pence says something that, in isolation, makes him sound like an almost decent human. Taken it in context of his totality, and he's just a cynical, self-serving Xian automaton.

Reminds me of Jesus when, to paraphrase, Jesus said, be ye either hot or cold, but if ye be lukewarm I will vomit you from my mouth.

John Thorstensen's avatar

Woodbury, Minnesota libelzz!