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verne's avatar

can someone puhleese explain wtf kinda pants she's wearing? are they 2 sleeping bag liners stapled together? or an rv cover?

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insert_something_creative's avatar

All I can say is what the absolute fuck is America in 2025 and these are the weirdest, most fucked up freaks of nature that may have ever roamed the Earth.

The whole "conference" is very much par for the course (the racism, anti-semitism, the extreme weirdness, the persecution complex, the Victim Olympics, etc.), but the murder tent got me. They are actually, literally taking selfies with a recreation of the scene of the murder of someone they profess to love that happened like 4 months ago. That's straight up psychotic.

One day (soon hopefully), Trump will be gone. I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do with all of these bigoted extremely fucked up pieces of shit.

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Maybe's avatar

"...our leaders, not just of our Congress, the executive branch under Biden, but of every major US corporation, of every college in the country, probably except Hillsdale and two others. Every single one for more than 10 years, has engaged in a systematic effort to hurt white men because they are white men."

But don't white men control every organization mentioned? Their wittle ouchies don't seem all that bad to qualified people who aren't white men and who get routinely passed over for top jobs.

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Katherine Heck's avatar

This reminded me of the SNL skits where Bill Hader’s Stephon character would describe outlandish night clubs in NYC, but in this case, true weirdness.

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kmblue187's avatar

TPUSA? Toilet Paper USA?

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innocentbystander's avatar

I think President-or-Hindu-wife would be an easy choice for JD.

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Reader's avatar

Oh and it's nice the * widow has decided leather pants and head to toe lace don't meet her messaging requirements.

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Reader's avatar

What is the thinking behind the comfortable chairs women are only allowed to perch on, not sit back in? Why not just have a bench?

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Steve Haddon's avatar

Biggest shock in the spreadsheet... MTG wasn't feuding with herself!

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Pixeloid's avatar

Seems the most hated people are Ben, Candace, Loomer, and Megyn, in that order. They each have only have one person they aren't fighting with, but the number of unknowns vary.

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Timberjack's avatar

So, these winger women have some kind of body dysmorphia, right? They look like human AI. What the actual is going on with these people and the face shit?

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underwriter505's avatar

It's not unusual for people who are or become wealthy to turn against other people who have everything in common with the wealthy person - except wealth. No, not unusual at all. Just very sad - maybe even heartbreaking.)

And if the turncoat thinks they are buying acceptance by making the turn, that's in some ways even sadder. Because it won't work. People like Erika Kirk and Harlan Crow may claim to accept them, and even put up a good acting job - but I wouldn't recommend believing them. Not for a New York minute.

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innocentbystander's avatar

and especially not in New York.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. I guess they're supplying the TP for the AI shit That Thing in the Offal Office dumped on protesters.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

So -- I'm looking at a casting session for a revival of "HAIR"?

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Langlade1755's avatar

Princess Griftsalot! You didn’t! Im fucking dead.😂😂

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Robert Eckert's avatar

The first time I saw the name Nicki Minaj in print, I resolved that I would not look up, but wait to see how long until somebody told me (much as I resolved not to look up what the Kardashians were known for but see how long until someone mentioned it, which also took years) whether to pronounce that MYE-nudge, MINN-udge, mi-NYE, mi-NADGE, or mi-NAZH (the latter is correct, it turns out) and finally news coverage of this cleared that up for me, as well as informing me that she did hip-hop, where I had been vaguely assuming she did some kind of fluff-pop music.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Slang for genitals? "Her / His minaj was ready and waiting"?

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innocentbystander's avatar

Yes, we're all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the superstars.

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