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Lost my heart in Texas, Northern lights of Texas, I keep it underneath my hat, Orora Borealis, shinin down on Dallas! Can you picture that?

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Hmmmmm. Orora has too many syllables to the name of a Palin offspring.

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She has latched onto the North Star as her personal cosmic property. As long as it's not connected to witchcraft or satanism.

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Here's her latest twat: <i>The Hill: get it right, please; I did NOT tell O'Donnell to only speak to Fox News. Where do u all get this stuff? Pls report truth. Thanks</i>

What she actually said to B ill O'Reilly: <i>She's going to have to ... get out there, speak to the American people, speak through Fox News.</i>

As The Hill adds: To readers of The Hill, it seems that Palin truly is trying to undermine the media’s attempts to have fair interviews with O’Donnell.

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full name: Orora Bearistalsis.

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The answer to this mystery must somehow relate to the founding father John ("Grizzly") Adams.

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Ouch ouch ouch - thumbs up...but still ouch.

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Sarah and Todd were out huntin' once when they came across a big ol' grizzly. Todd noticed that Sarah was quickly changing from her boots to sneakers. Todd grinned and said, "there's no way you can outrun that bear".

Sarah replied, "no shit dumbass...I just have to outrun you!".

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