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Somebody Replaced Matt Drudge's Heartworm Medication With Speed
As of a few minutes ago, this was the front page of the Drudge Report:
Is "Rabid, mouthbreathing closet queen say what?" one of the science-approved stages of grief? Because he sure seems to be in it.
For the record, the links he provides go to:
A totally legit thing from Alex Jones's InfoWars that says Hillary's campaign chair John Podesta eats blood and cum for dinner.
A Julian Assange circle jerk posted in Russian state media about how (BREAKING NEWS!) the Saudis spend their moneys in some interesting places, some of them very unsavory! No shit, bro?
A thing that says there's a heightened terror threat level the day before the election. These things tend to happen around election days, and the 4th of July, and lots of other days.
A bullshit right-wing read on the monthly jobs report. The actual jobs report, as reported by those vegan hippie gaywads at Rupert Murdoch's Wall Street Journal , is that unemployment is down to 4.9% and the US and A added 161,000 new jobs in October.
Just before we screengrabbed it, there was also a loud headline about Hillary being the Antichrist, which linked to a story in The Guardian about all those Clinton-hating FBI agents going rogue. Ho-hum.
We don't know what's provoking Matt Drudge's mental breakdown -- maybe internal polling is showing the race hasn't tightened as much as the current public polls are showing!
Nevertheless, thoughts 'n' prayers or whatever.