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Why not Starcraft?

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Stupid wing nuts!

Are you still hung up about the charity money and the emails? Have the elderly, cranky pants FBI agents (past and present) who want to bring Ms Clinton down failed you? Is it the butthurt Hillary gave you, back in the 90's ,when she admitted that baking cookies wasn't really very important in the grand scheme of things?

Wake up stupid shits! While you keep trying to resurrect all these zombie scandals you keep missing the larger point about Hillary, which is that she can fly through the air at super sonic speed; is impervious to any harm and can demolish the Brooklyn Bridge with her bare hands!

That's right fools; she is a superpowered super mutant! And while you have been dithering with all of this trivia she has ,methodically, been marching right to the White House. Right Under Your Noses!

Her secret superpowers could have been the October Surprise you prayed for. But no, you blew it. Now it's too late and you have failed.

Come to think of it you may not be entirely to blame for your own failure to stop her. Perhaps she CLOUDED YOUR MINDS all this time with her ability to telepathically create illusions in the minds of those who resist her!

You clowns never had a chance.

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Hey Benny, Alice is callin'.

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If it's better than Spirit Airlines, hey I'll let that slide.

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It's a very private server. You need cyber to get in.

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They're all rotten already.

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Everyone loves dirty thoughts!

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Mostly due to the fact that Baby Boomers are living longer than ever.

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Now why you go and do dat huh?

http://www.relatably.com/m/...

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What a chicken!

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Miss Drudge has gone off the rails. Perhaps she's snorting too much meth, maybe.

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*raises hand*

Not retired, but I'm back in school full-time because with Obamacare, I could quit my toxic job in the biting spider infested, leaky, mold-ridden trailer with no running water.

Thanks, Obama!

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Their first mistake was to bring themselves into her presence for 11 hours straight. Otherwise she wouldn't have the time to cloud all those minds at once.

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not enough.

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Ask him if you can have all his stuff, since he's gonna be raptured he isn't going to need it. And if he doesn't give you his stuff, well that's a poor show of faith and he might not get raptured because of it.

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