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My immediate thought, "Why did the shooter miss? Why, oh, why?"

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I live near enough to Toledo that this is a winner to me!

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All while insisting that there was no racism until OBAMA started a race war.

I try really hard, but I cannot understand how those people rationalize such contradictory absurdities and don't even see that they make no sense.

I just...I can't...fucking imbeciles.

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No, right in the cup of his ear where he can't.quite.see it.

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Zimmerman was speakin' some german, to prove his german name was appropriate, for Halperin. So the shooter, rightly, thought he might be a foreign invader and fired a warning shot. If he'd had known Zimmerman was an an invader, he would have unloaded the gun on him. Kind of like the police do when they "know" someone is a killer.

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Someone should tell GZ that flexing his puny alpha-dawg machismo in polite society might get him Darwined.

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Or in the Trying Like Hell to Forget He Exists If Only He Would Shut Up and Let Me category.

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bounced off Newman's wrist?

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The assailant had all good reason to shoot Zimmerman. I mean, Zimmerman was wearing a hoodie........ While eating a bag of skittles............ And driving all the way on the other side of the street. ............... In the opposite direction................... And minding his own business........Clearly, the shooter was just standing his ground.

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Works for me---case dismissed.

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wow, for a moment I entertained this idea this was just a Concerned Citizen Looking Out For Public Safety, but now....

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They have those in Florida?

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Well, well, well. Apparently I missed one. Who knew Wikipedia would be more accurate than Amazon?

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Easy there.

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