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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Much more rambunctious than those domesticated turtles

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Still, I would not be surprised if it were actually legal for them to just kill him

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Incoming Ham's avatar

It's all about scaring the public for votes. I really wish they would actually do their jobs, or at least learn to read.

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bobbert's avatar

You're rubber, I'm... oh, wait, I guess <i>I'm</i> rubber.

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fuflans's avatar

not crazy. (and gary i LOVE your writing).

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fuflans's avatar

there is no way there are 9 worse states.

is there?

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diogenez's avatar

It's tragic watching someone who doesn't believe in government try to use it properly. Entertaining, but tragic.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Eyes, not teeth. Dentistry is Orly's gig.

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schmannity's avatar

This whole NSA hubbub is a White man schadenfreude. Where is the outrage that you can be subject to warrantless searches on the street if you happen to be Black or Hispanic? It only mattered when the worry arises about what fucked up shit "non-profiled" people think they have said or emailed since October, 2001.

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

The first, last, and only thing you need to know about the man.

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