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SullivanSt's avatar

<em>This comment is confident its use was fair, although one never knows when the idiot wind might be blowing through the courthouse.</em>

Chris Grrr's avatar

Hey. Motto half-theft !

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Ha, your comment almost sounds like gub'mint actually did something right for once.

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Make sure to spay and neuter all your racists.

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I never knew that screaming it out while playing bad thrash metal at deafening volume makes it ambiguous.

SullivanSt's avatar

I wonder if Google internally ranks their doodles by hours of productivity lost to them.

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<em>This comment drove up to Hillside Manor sometime after 2am</em>.

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<em>This comment shot a man named Gray, took his wife to Italy</em>.

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I thought it was the one who exploded on-stage.

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<em>This comment would rather be anywhere else than here today</em>.

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The Les Paul and Moog doodles both took out several man hours in my office.

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Well, you know, if the SPLC decided to whip up a well-regulated militia, the freepers surely wouldn't object to this exercise of Second Amendment rights.

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Ann Althouse and Pam Gellar, separated at birth?

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Tracking hoverround and cheeto sales? Yes, but it's doable.

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They're too scared to take on Muse, because they heard that Matt's Plug-In Baby crucifies his enemies, and are also concerned that he might reveal the Undisclosed Desires in their hearts.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Today I join the SPLC in tattoo hatred