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rada1967's avatar

The Lord God is neutralizing the Republican vote. The Lord is showing He wants the Democrats to win. Praise Jesus.

DemoCat's avatar

Ok, yes, the hurricane hit some blue areas. But it hit red areas too, which is just too convenient to be a coincidence. Like everything else that happens that affects something else, it’s a conspiracy if you believe it is. And MTG feels good about being the only one who knows about it.

CraftySousepaw's avatar

Uh, Gordon Lightfoot had the hit song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald", not Warren Zevon lol

Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

Note that Marjorie Taylor Gangrene never said who 'they' is. You know who 'they' is.

It's the Joos!

After all, if Jewish Space Lasers can start forest fires, why can't Jews figure out some way to drown the SE?

We are all-powerful, after all.

Re-Engineer's avatar

My neighbor, who is going to vote for Trump because his church told him to, said his son was spouting this government weather control conspiracy the other day. The son also is into AR-15 modifications, so no mystery about how this formed out of the primordial internet ooze. They apparently had a father-son talk about how that is not a healthy way of thinking, so at least that's a step in the right direction.

I've met the son, so I can actually say I know someone who believes that the government created this hurricane, and that's troubling to ponder.

Regret's avatar

The new name of Website Formerly Known as Twitter is Eggs. Or Xitter, pronounced Shitter.

Tina Mouse's avatar

She thinks it is the Jews. Let's be real.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

I am convinced that this woman is on some kind of medication, but that it doesn't always work, or she needs it. I hope her family is taking note, for her well-being.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

The "medication" is known as "steroids."

Tosca's avatar

There's a fine line between "unusual beliefs" and "full blown psychotic opisode with florid delusions". I'm not saying MTG has *crossed* that line: but she's a lot closer to it than should be allowed for a public official.

America, when this is over, you need to do some SERIOUS reform of your electoral system and standards.

CzechJournalists's avatar

it's always Cobra Commander and Destro. . .

meh's avatar

The local Qloon (Qlown?) attributes it all the HAARP, which exists but is *research*.

It doesn’t exist to fulfill the diminution of populations the oligarchs don’t like, but dadgum he believes that it is.

Would that he would shut his unceasing yap about it.

Menotsure's avatar

"If you would only rake the Gulf like the Finns do, hurricanes would not be a problem."

Trump to Kemp. Kemp nods silently.

Tosca's avatar

Well, when was the last time you heard of a hurricane ravaging Finland?

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. Wet cardboard and spiders LIBELZ!!!1!!!!11!!!!!!!

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Everyone knows hurricanes are caused by the ghey jooos having butt sechs.

RRJKR's avatar

Watching the slow but steady rise of Harris If she continues along the present trajectory, a 60-40 win on the popular side and 319 - 219 EC vote is within reach. ketchup bottle and dinner plates should be very afraid

RRJKR's avatar

To sum it up succinctly, "They're just fukking weirdos"