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No, that's the Boston Terrier.

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Paul Ryan looks like somebody I just can't place, I'm leaning towards Presbo from The Wire, does that seem about right?

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He got angry? I tell ya these kids nowadays....

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There once was a repub named Reince, who rarely ever wore pants. He'd go to bars in a skirt, with the boys he would flirt, and blow them if they gave him a chance.

That's as good as I can come up with in five minutes, enjoy!

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I want to hand him books just so I can dump them.

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I bet she can use a whole stick now.

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You want him to be gay married, sounds fine to me. If an RNC chairman gets gay married while in office I think the whole world gets a free taco.

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Stephen Colbert is not funny because random white chicks get raped, what does that article mean?

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If he is a Catholic he can just go to church.

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That man no longer can fart, the only way other people would know if a fart was coming would be if he jammed a whistle up there.

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I had a freshman walk into me on the stairs today on campus. He got angry so I gave him the grad school crazy eyes and he ran away.

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this is what la palin meant by 'T'.

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One of the minor Death Eaters.

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It would only be "The Head that Wouldn't Shut Up" at the very end of the movie. The beginning credits would title it "The Brain that Wouldn't Shut Up".

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What the RNC liked best is he's not urban at all!

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It had a couple of typos in it, so they sent it back.

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