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Does she still have both kidneys?

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Actually, I don't want to fuck them. Ever.

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Manbortions are already against the Law! (of fucking Nature you blissful idiot)

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i hate fb and never post there (save it for wonkette) but that picture is one of the few things i've put up.

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this is seriously awesome.

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No wonder they want to shut down these clinics, obviously they have been performing bortions on men!

In those clinic's defense, though, some penises really are very tiny.

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GET YOUR LARGE GOVERNMENT UP IN MY JUNK

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Perhaps he ate too much Chick-Fil-A, and regrets his portions.

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I mean, sure, the adage is "The Customer Is Always Right," but maybe you shouldn't give bearded men abortions, even if they ask.

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There is also an awful passage somewhere about god telling priests to bring a pregnant woman to the temple and if she is proved a whore to abort her baby. I will have to dig out that little gem.

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oh I'm sure they have matters firmly in hand

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It's shorter than the death penalty line.

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The guy in the first pic probably regrets his proportions.

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Dear goofy, doughy white guys, no matter how many times you kiss those anti choice women's ass by carrying their signs you're not going to get laid. Just bite the bullet and pay for a hooker. At least at the end of the day your balls won't match your shirt...

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One of the women interviewed during the Texas lege fiesta against choice said she had gone to Planned Parenthood for 'protection' against her boyfriend but they drugged her and forced her to have an abortion. If these more restrictive laws are enacted Planned Parenthood may be reduced to kidnapping pregnant women off the street and doing forced abortions in vans.

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It's always the doughy white guys.

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