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LesBontemps's avatar

Grind spices by hand? Such a balabusta! !חג שמח

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Dr. Rags's avatar

He and his oligarch friends will just buy fux noise from their bud Murdoch

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Dr. Rags's avatar

Ok, I'll say it. Nixon libelz.

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Dr. Rags's avatar

Hirsute palms yet?

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Aileen's avatar

The House Dems aren't going to put up with this, right? I mean, again.

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canis domum's avatar

That too me is the kernel of it.

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Jamoche 🇺🇦's avatar

Who needs the first snowball when you have the whole avalanche?

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Ambassadors pretty much are expected to have money. It's a paid to play position. So, I can't imagine that his having business interests is too far off usual practice.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

"I can't recall."

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Jamoche 🇺🇦's avatar

“Context, motherfuckers. Do you speak it?”

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HarryButtle's avatar

Spawn spawn spawn spawn eggs bacon and spawn

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The Villainess+'s avatar

With a name like Gordon Sondland he should be fronting an English post-punk worldbeat band, not looking at 5'll get ya 10 for conspiracy and obstruction. Fawk.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

"It was a quid pro quo, but not a corrupt one."

UH-HUH!!!

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Michael Kinsella's avatar

Not necessarily true. Typically, less that one-third are political appointees, while the bulk are career foreign service officers. Usually even the political appointees have considerable knowledge of the country they will serve in (e.g., Michael McFaul was a political appointee as Ambassador to Russia). Trump has inverted the normal ratio to reward loyalists and grifters as a part of the destruction of the State Department.

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Wilbur T's avatar

so it's only fair that they should only have to jump two feet . . . .

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insert_something_creative's avatar

Every Trump scandal follows the same script https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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