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kareemachan's avatar

1. I'd rather punch him.

2. His wife would do.

ETA: With votes, of course.

kareemachan's avatar

Cats can be that way. Believe me, I KNOW.

kareemachan's avatar

Except for the fact that she has been whining about him not being appreciated or understood or whatever, I'd be urging his wife to say, "I TOLD YOU SO!!!!11!!!!"

kareemachan's avatar

'repugs' works for me.

Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

It is a fucking hilarious comment

RandomNameAllocated's avatar

Mission? Worst Wayne Hussey tribute act evah!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You don't want the help eating of the good china, do you?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"I don't have to lie in that bed. I can lie right here from this chair!"

Beanz&Berryz's avatar

His monologuing made sense at least.

Chuck Dickens's avatar

It's like a six sigma training VHS became sentient and gave a mobster a million dollars for a fancy job.

kermit's avatar

Yes. And of course, he was the only one who really did know what was going on (besides those happy-go-lucky prisoners, that is).

kermit's avatar

This!

Jesus Haploid Christ, but I do hate me some faddish business speech.