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kareemachan's avatar

1. I'd rather punch him.

2. His wife would do.

ETA: With votes, of course.

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kareemachan's avatar

Cats can be that way. Believe me, I KNOW.

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kareemachan's avatar

Except for the fact that she has been whining about him not being appreciated or understood or whatever, I'd be urging his wife to say, "I TOLD YOU SO!!!!11!!!!"

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kareemachan's avatar

'repugs' works for me.

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

It is a fucking hilarious comment

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RandomNameAllocated's avatar

Mission? Worst Wayne Hussey tribute act evah!

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

With, of course, votes.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You don't want the help eating of the good china, do you?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"You're gonna need a bigger shortbus."

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Debbie Harry!! Yaaaay!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"I don't have to lie in that bed. I can lie right here from this chair!"

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

His monologuing made sense at least.

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

It's like a six sigma training VHS became sentient and gave a mobster a million dollars for a fancy job.

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kermit's avatar

Yes. And of course, he was the only one who really did know what was going on (besides those happy-go-lucky prisoners, that is).

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kermit's avatar

This!

Jesus Haploid Christ, but I do hate me some faddish business speech.

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