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1. I'd rather punch him.

2. His wife would do.

ETA: With votes, of course.

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Cats can be that way. Believe me, I KNOW.

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Except for the fact that she has been whining about him not being appreciated or understood or whatever, I'd be urging his wife to say, "I TOLD YOU SO!!!!11!!!!"

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'repugs' works for me.

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It is a fucking hilarious comment

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Mission? Worst Wayne Hussey tribute act evah!

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With, of course, votes.

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You don't want the help eating of the good china, do you?

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Debbie Harry!! Yaaaay!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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"I don't have to lie in that bed. I can lie right here from this chair!"

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His monologuing made sense at least.

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It's like a six sigma training VHS became sentient and gave a mobster a million dollars for a fancy job.

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Yes. And of course, he was the only one who really did know what was going on (besides those happy-go-lucky prisoners, that is).

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This!

Jesus Haploid Christ, but I do hate me some faddish business speech.

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