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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Couldn't we fix all this by making the official poverty level $5 a year, thus eradicating poverty completely? NO Medicare needed!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Luxury.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Rowanda is looking really, really good right now.

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PubOption's avatar

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose... .

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Pretty sure they want 1858 ... at least in the South.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Silly Wookie. Jaw on the floor is not covered.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Isn't being dead a pre-existing condition?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Well I'm sure the cost of living is much lower in Arkansas. Judging by their “livable” yearly wage you should be able to buy a new car for $499, a modest house for $2,568 and a chicken 10 pennies.

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schmannity's avatar

Who needs health care when the state has abundant poultices, leaches, medicinal roots, and potions?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You can easily afford insurance for a whole family on $1,899.

Most experts recommend insuring for February, but I suggest March, because you can get 31 days' coverage.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

A year of chemo is gonna take a whole lot of cookies.

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