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unmasked mumbler's avatar

Joe Biggs is doing the American people a great service selling these t-shirts. If I see someone wearing one, I'll know they're a self-centered piece of shit before I even make eye contact, much less try to speak with them.

Tosca's avatar

Oh. Much shock. Very edgy. Is there anything more tiresome and puerile than someone deliberately trying to shock? What are they, eleven?

therblig's avatar

whatever else the bible is, it's a book. and books is fer libruls.

Crossroads at Anhedonia Jct.23's avatar

Gosh, golly, gee. As a rock-ribbed liberal I was sooooooooooo outraged by these t-shirts I nearly blew the beverage in my mouth all over the monitor in laughter at the egregious stupidity displayed thereon.

“With Every Purchase, a Social Justice Warrior Cries” Yeah, uh-huh. More like, "With every purchase, a dumbshit wasted money on a moranic shirt."

I AM R U's avatar

Yeah, as social justice warrior libtard gay agenda enforcing guy in skinny jeans, I giggled helplessly through the entire article. Anyone wanna help me steal one of the LGBT t-shirts? They made me laugh the most.

I AM R U's avatar

Ha ha, no one is triggered by this :) I have a couple of Alice Cooper t-shirts myself, as long as some lovely Manson (Marilyn, not Charles) that I suppose some Christians would find offensive. I also have a "I always do what the voices tell me" one, as well as a couple of other similar ones. My favourite at the moment is a burger with "but food though..." My partner tends towards the parody pokemon t-shirts based on popular consumer logos (starbucks etc)

I AM R U's avatar

Always love it when homophobes invoke cowboys to try and be manly - yeees, because us gay men are so HORRIFIED by a man in chaps and a cowboy hat...

MikeyArmstrong's avatar

This desperate call for attention is not the least bit witty.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Did he design it so the "tits" are filled out by the wearer's own man boob?

Tiny kaiju's avatar

And little pink pigs are usually cute so they really don't get how that works at all.

MynameisBlarney's avatar

Try a BLT with a fried egg on it.It's right tasty.

MynameisBlarney's avatar

If it doesn't, then I don't want to live in this country anymore.

Crossroads at Anhedonia Jct.23's avatar

When you have people who think irony refers to things made of iron, this is what you get. That and the fact they don't get it. Conservative = clueless.

Crossroads at Anhedonia Jct.23's avatar

Perhaps 'Butthead' would be more appropriate.

Crossroads at Anhedonia Jct.23's avatar

I'd like a one that says "Real men don't wear dumbass t-shirts" except I live in Japan and 1) nobody would get it and 2) the country abounds in goofy clothing.

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