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JoeMRN - Un/Fortunately's avatar

Muslin. Seek. They both wear towels on their heads. Let God sort 'em out!

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With a semi-automatic keyboard, you can fire off quite a few more. Depends what state you live in.

Incoming Ham's avatar

"...felony ethnic intimidation..." is that what the slave owners to African Americans, the English did to the Welsh, Irish (well everyone) and the Dutch did and French did and Afrikaners did...

In other words, the latest in a stellar tradition of jackhole-ry

Nine's avatar

Lizard brain libel!

artem1s's avatar

they resorted to blaming Clinton for the media not being trusted because she isn't popular enough. they replayed every neocon CDS talking point and whinged that she wasn't sparkling and brand new enough for them. these assholes still can't own up to the damage that they have done and that they are responsible for the anti-government hatred among Trump supporters because they have been foisting both siderism and false equivalencies on us for the last 30 years.

The Psy of Life's avatar

What is this nation coming to when you can't even come upon a stranger in the dark and accuse them of wanting to rape someone and they won't even stand and engage you in further conversation? Obviously, the other guy was guilty or he wouldn't've wanted to get away from Tavella. Tavella had no choice but to threaten him further!

phoenix00's avatar

Wasn't Trump supposed to pay his fees?

Last Hussar's avatar

Well I didn't have my circumcision till I was 45 so 'first' is hardly fitting...

A Bashful Nobody's avatar

Now that right there is funny!

A Bashful Nobody's avatar

Honestly, I can't tell who's worse here, the defendant or his lawyer.

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

"Maybe after he gets to replace the current Supreme Court with the editorial staff of Breitbart, but not yet."

Shit. Early voting is underway here in Illinois(I think), guess I better go do it before Trump tells them to beat up people who vote for Clinton.

Update: printed out a sample ballot. Since it's Illinois there are about 3 races that have a republican in them. I checked both because I may be a wide eyed liberal commie, but Illinois has some seriously fucking corrupt politicians. Luckily I don't have to vote for any of them. It looks pretty cut and dry. Gonna check out the propositions(definitely voting for the school tax, I work there), and then I will be voting on Tuesday. Woohoo! Civic duty! Plus I get to complain, and there's nothing you can say! Unless Hillary wins and then reveals herself as a Lizard Jew Lesbian Overlord! Then you can blame me.

just_jim's avatar

You'll accept dollars? In the (hopefully impossible) event that Trump wins, dollars would be the last currency I'd accept.

The Librarian's avatar

I guess we now have a new Twinkie defense. The Donnie Defense?

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

They won't be plundering, too much work.

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

I which it would happen to me so I [redacted]!!!!!

I love their energy though, the best, believe me.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Why would they settle for Trump when Gary Johnson is available?