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stevola's avatar

I'm sticking with Chubya

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

Ah yes, another Bush whose claims of being influential amount to "My dad takes my calls. He doesn't want to, but he does."

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

It was all those surplus arms from the Imperial Stormtroopers.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Math prof in college was. Other than occasionally thtrowing chalk at students when angry, he was pretty chill.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

The trick is getting the Bush to light without consuming itself. But if you can't get it, try, try again.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

He said that we have always been at war with Uzbekibekistanstan. What a maroon!

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

...And it's actually a museum these days, so shooting the docent was uncalled for

FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

Understatement of the year: "the French do bread pretty well."

arglebargle's avatar

Missed it byyyy that much, chief.

Daniel's avatar

Also too, this might become a huge stain for Jeb's! campaign because Israeli's hate Ethopian Jews for being blah people. It's a well proven fact and Jeb's! bringing this up will alienate him with many Jews who hate blah people, but probably not as much as they hate Arabs. His team ought to be kicking themselves by now.

http://www.bbc.com/news/wor...

http://www.aljazeera.com/in...

https://www.middleeastmonit...

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Uzbekibekistanstan her? I never even met her!

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

2. Those who talk are right once a day?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Jeb also played an important role in the escape of the von Trapp family. Hearing about their plight from the Julie Andrews movie, he telephoned his friend Bill O'Reilly who guided them through the Alps to freedom, all the time singing the Horst Wessel song to confuse the Nazi border partrol. It's all in Billo's new book, "Killing My Favorite Things."