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You are buying me a new keyboard, because I spat my Lady Grey all over this one when I got to the "Garden of Eden." Yet, I continued.

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I guess “no finer two people” acknowledges that everyone else on their team is so much worse than that awful pair.

Probably one of the rare moments they accidentally spoke some truth

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Eeew. Just eeew. These two idiots deserve each other and I sense a big payout to Ainsely from a Murdoch entity as she sells the story of her tragic breakup in the not-too-distant future.

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I just sharted a little.

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What's the over/under on duration?

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Jesus cheaters are the worst.

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To a live human? AND a female?

*vomits*

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I prefer Aynsley Dunbar

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I thought he was gay.

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Pardon me, but… 🤢 🤮 🤢 🤮 😱 😬

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So Ainsley takes the mantle as wife, while a younger Fox staffer steps into the mistress role, keeping the roster fresh and preserving the cycle.

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Yes, but, who is that bimbo?

Stay tuned, for the big reveal, 'next week'...the dramma continues.

Who doesn't want a mix of religion & governance, into a Soap Opera? The sexx, the sexx!

Stay tuned, it's still just 2024.(opening bid for the Panama Canal is --- gentlemen...?)

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Two insufferable jerks who deserve each other. Plus, when DJT blesses you as “no finer people,” it says all we need to know about their character. Surely, round III is THE one the lord actually intended for Ainsley. She finally found the love of a lifetime. -Firehouse

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*activates sarcasm mode* aww why are all the good guys taken. *deactivates sarcasm mode*

If the pictures of her ring are the ones I saw on bluesky then good luck to her.

https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3leaueh3vnc2f

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i immediately read 'jon proctor' for 'will proctor'.

my bad.

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This is probably just my prejudices coming out, but I always assume that every Republican man is a lousy lay.

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And Republican women are encouraged to “close your eyes and think of America” during the act.

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It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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So goes the old adage - “inside the heart of every generous, passionate lover you’ll find a liberal democrat who won’t insist you shave your body hair.”

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Somehow I'd missed that adage, but it certainly seems apt.

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Ta, Marcie. 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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