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Supermrsc's avatar

You are buying me a new keyboard, because I spat my Lady Grey all over this one when I got to the "Garden of Eden." Yet, I continued.

D Witham's avatar

I guess “no finer two people” acknowledges that everyone else on their team is so much worse than that awful pair.

Probably one of the rare moments they accidentally spoke some truth

Wondering Woman's avatar

Eeew. Just eeew. These two idiots deserve each other and I sense a big payout to Ainsely from a Murdoch entity as she sells the story of her tragic breakup in the not-too-distant future.

Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

What's the over/under on duration?

Tracy Schorn's avatar

Jesus cheaters are the worst.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

To a live human? AND a female?

*vomits*

Tommy Mo's avatar

I prefer Aynsley Dunbar

Michael's avatar

I thought he was gay.

Kira Thomsen-Cheek's avatar

Pardon me, but… 🤢 🤮 🤢 🤮 😱 😬

DemoCat's avatar

So Ainsley takes the mantle as wife, while a younger Fox staffer steps into the mistress role, keeping the roster fresh and preserving the cycle.

Michael's avatar

Yes, but, who is that bimbo?

Stay tuned, for the big reveal, 'next week'...the dramma continues.

Who doesn't want a mix of religion & governance, into a Soap Opera? The sexx, the sexx!

Stay tuned, it's still just 2024.(opening bid for the Panama Canal is --- gentlemen...?)

DemoCat's avatar

Two insufferable jerks who deserve each other. Plus, when DJT blesses you as “no finer people,” it says all we need to know about their character. Surely, round III is THE one the lord actually intended for Ainsley. She finally found the love of a lifetime. -Firehouse

Snowolf100's avatar

*activates sarcasm mode* aww why are all the good guys taken. *deactivates sarcasm mode*

If the pictures of her ring are the ones I saw on bluesky then good luck to her.

https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3leaueh3vnc2f

fuflans's avatar

i immediately read 'jon proctor' for 'will proctor'.

my bad.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

This is probably just my prejudices coming out, but I always assume that every Republican man is a lousy lay.

Wondering Woman's avatar

And Republican women are encouraged to “close your eyes and think of America” during the act.

Let me sum up's avatar

It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

DemoCat's avatar

So goes the old adage - “inside the heart of every generous, passionate lover you’ll find a liberal democrat who won’t insist you shave your body hair.”

Let me sum up's avatar

Somehow I'd missed that adage, but it certainly seems apt.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. 🤮🤮🤮🤮