Good news, Wonkanovas! It seems that being a perv who enjoys sending unsolicited pics of your block-and-tackle to any woman who so much as looks at you is no impediment to finding a hot young thang to settle down with! This is a relief to yr lonely-hearted blogger, who will shortly sext every woman in our contact list a fuzzy shot of our own Lil’ Wonkette. Except you, Mom.
i worked for a HIDEOUS virtual office a few years back. my first 'business trip' was with one of the oddest creatures i'd ever met (mind you, i'm in theatre): this short stocky little SC thing who wore pounds of pancake make up, was completely boy crazy, terrified of cities and had that unique southern quality of being able to talk non stop (for hours) without out an ounce of empathy. or actual, you know, listening.
she mentioned that what she most liked to do, of a friday night, with all the SC boys that wanted to date her (no SC boys wanted to date her) was 'shag'.
i did a spit take with some fairly decent cabernet.
i then left her in woodland hills ("i'm surprised how fine this area is considering it's Los Angeles") and went to stay with my bff in hollywood.
girlfriend is still in SC wearing make up looking for a man to shag.
In Utah, <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2011\/05\/25\/mother-tries-to-sell-daughters-virginity_n_866991.html" target="_blank">$10 grand is the going rate.</a>
Brazilian babes go for <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/10\/24\/catarina-migliorini-sells-virginity-780k_n_2010260.html" target="_blank">a bit more.</a>
Kincannon, on the other hand, would have to pay. Which is prolly why he&#039;s getting married.
I was going to sext some pics of lil zippy but I am lazy, so I just sent some of my ladee friends a link to Anthony Weiner&#039;s photobucket page...
Nice looking dawg.
Hey Todd, pursuant to our agreement that you will distribute this widely, as will I, here it is:
You&#039;re a fucking asshole.
starter marriage. we&#039;ve all had one. don&#039;t judge.
in one picture &#039;ashely&#039; is posed on a stool in the median of a trafficked street near what looks to be a capital dome.
in another picture &#039;ashely&#039; is sitting on the railroad tracks.
mazel tov you crazy kids!
i worked for a HIDEOUS virtual office a few years back. my first &#039;business trip&#039; was with one of the oddest creatures i&#039;d ever met (mind you, i&#039;m in theatre): this short stocky little SC thing who wore pounds of pancake make up, was completely boy crazy, terrified of cities and had that unique southern quality of being able to talk non stop (for hours) without out an ounce of empathy. or actual, you know, listening.
she mentioned that what she most liked to do, of a friday night, with all the SC boys that wanted to date her (no SC boys wanted to date her) was &#039;shag&#039;.
i did a spit take with some fairly decent cabernet.
i then left her in woodland hills (&quot;i&#039;m surprised how fine this area is considering it&#039;s Los Angeles&quot;) and went to stay with my bff in hollywood.
girlfriend is still in SC wearing make up looking for a man to shag.
Open box, buyer takes &quot;as is&quot;.
So I wonder (for no imaginable personal reason) if there a correlation, red irish vs. white irish... ?
/ one o&#039; the former
It&#039;s still preferable to photos of their breakfast or lunch...
And alga!
In Utah, <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2011\/05\/25\/mother-tries-to-sell-daughters-virginity_n_866991.html" target="_blank">$10 grand is the going rate.</a>
Brazilian babes go for <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/10\/24\/catarina-migliorini-sells-virginity-780k_n_2010260.html" target="_blank">a bit more.</a>
Kincannon, on the other hand, would have to pay. Which is prolly why he&#039;s getting married.
I suspect she&#039;s a graduate of a University whose mascot is the Gamecock.
&quot;what appears to be a real, live human female.&quot;
I don&#039;t know - they&#039;re doing some amazing things with robotics these days...
I was going to sext some pics of lil zippy but I am lazy, so I just sent some of my ladee friends a link to Anthony Weiner&#039;s photobucket page...
she&#039;ll be going from Ashley Griffith to Ashley <strike>Kincannon</strike> Madison in the blink of an eye
No worries! They&#039;ll divorce in lest than 3 years.
don&#039;t kid yourself, there are women who will do almost anything for money-case in point, Rush Limbaugh&#039;s many wives...