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bobbert's avatar

Nice looking dawg.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Hey Todd, pursuant to our agreement that you will distribute this widely, as will I, here it is:

You're a fucking asshole.

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fuflans's avatar

starter marriage. we've all had one. don't judge.

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fuflans's avatar

in one picture 'ashely' is posed on a stool in the median of a trafficked street near what looks to be a capital dome.

in another picture 'ashely' is sitting on the railroad tracks.

mazel tov you crazy kids!

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fuflans's avatar

i worked for a HIDEOUS virtual office a few years back. my first 'business trip' was with one of the oddest creatures i'd ever met (mind you, i'm in theatre): this short stocky little SC thing who wore pounds of pancake make up, was completely boy crazy, terrified of cities and had that unique southern quality of being able to talk non stop (for hours) without out an ounce of empathy. or actual, you know, listening.

she mentioned that what she most liked to do, of a friday night, with all the SC boys that wanted to date her (no SC boys wanted to date her) was 'shag'.

i did a spit take with some fairly decent cabernet.

i then left her in woodland hills ("i'm surprised how fine this area is considering it's Los Angeles") and went to stay with my bff in hollywood.

girlfriend is still in SC wearing make up looking for a man to shag.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Open box, buyer takes "as is".

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Chris Grrr's avatar

So I wonder (for no imaginable personal reason) if there a correlation, red irish vs. white irish... ?

/ one o' the former

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Chris Grrr's avatar

It's still preferable to photos of their breakfast or lunch...

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Chris Grrr's avatar

And alga!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

In Utah, <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2011\/05\/25\/mother-tries-to-sell-daughters-virginity_n_866991.html" target="_blank">$10 grand is the going rate.</a>

Brazilian babes go for <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/10\/24\/catarina-migliorini-sells-virginity-780k_n_2010260.html" target="_blank">a bit more.</a>

Kincannon, on the other hand, would have to pay. Which is prolly why he's getting married.

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Fartknocker's avatar

I suspect she's a graduate of a University whose mascot is the Gamecock.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"what appears to be a real, live human female."

I don't know - they're doing some amazing things with robotics these days...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I was going to sext some pics of lil zippy but I am lazy, so I just sent some of my ladee friends a link to Anthony Weiner's photobucket page...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she'll be going from Ashley Griffith to Ashley <strike>Kincannon</strike> Madison in the blink of an eye

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chascates's avatar

No worries! They'll divorce in lest than 3 years.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

don't kid yourself, there are women who will do almost anything for money-case in point, Rush Limbaugh's many wives...

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