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Fluffopotamus's avatar

The fact that the usual suspects are defending her in a coordinated effort just makes me believe that she is some sort of right wing operative/messenger for The Federalist Society, Heritage Foundation, etc. How else would she be in that position? The Secret Service should have tossed her out of the WH Uncle Phil style otherwise.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

I'm guessing that Melon is perfectly happy living her be best life quietly while Nat(h)alie fills in as Dotard's keeper.

Axomamma's avatar

Calling Natalie a "One America News alum" is really padding her resume. She worked there as a "presenter" for less than four months before she got laid off when DirecTV refused to carry OAN back in 2022.

Baconzgood's avatar

"MISOGYNISTIC" I am calling your bluff Evan .

I know it is in all caps so MAGA sees that word. But it more than 2 syllables so they don't understand it.

SunMoonStars's avatar

What the hell is going on with his square ass? Is that a plastic box to catch what the depends leaks?

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

The only response in my considered opinion to any idiot that's wringing their dainty manicured hands and clutching at grandma's pearls should have one simple question tossed like a bomb at their stupid fucking face. *Any idea why the DOJ refuses to follow the law and release ALL the Trumpstein Files?* 

Old Man Shadow's avatar

I assumed this was an Old King David scenario in which his court advisors arranged for a young girl to distract the dotted king while everyone was jockeying for power, the throne, and their own agenda.

EyeQueue's avatar

"Crypto can be used to raise capital for the first time in this country" by virtue of this "CLARITY" act.

This is not good. And the numbskulls in this country have zero idea what is coming down the pike b/c of this shit.

"Politics don't affect me" my ass.

Anyone saying that needs the crap kicked out of their ignorant, knotheaded little incurious asses.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Not yet: The Digital Asset Market CLARITY Act of 2025 (H.R. 3633) has passed the House, but it has not passed the Senate and therefore has not become law. The House approved it 294–134 on July 17, 2025. Hasn't made it into the Senate. Selig is there to pave the way only.

Nancy Naive's avatar

In film noir when “the skirt” (broad, dame, moll, etc., etc.) would get hysterical, the male lead would grab her by the shoulders, shake and slap her until she said, “I’m better, thanks.” Obviously, it was really misogynistic.

However, in this one very specific case, it really could be considered medicinal…

https://www.gq.com/story/baby-throws-shade-at-donald-trump

Don’t you just have the urge…

Somehow that’s the way I picture Natalie when around Trump.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

In re: that last photo -

Someone previously came up with "SpongeDonSquarePants"...

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Somebody said you’re supposed to take the dildo out of the box before you shove it up your ass. That sounds like the right answer to me.

PrimerGray's avatar

Two things about Miss Harp. Wrap this up in a bow of Christian Fundamentalism (graduate of Point Loma Nazarene University with an MBA from Liberty University) and there you have her.

Her father committed suicide in 2020. Needs a father figure, check.

I dug up her speech from the 2020 RNC. She literally thinks Assface saved her life. Note, Assface told his nephew Fred that Fred's son William (who has severe disabilities) would be better off dead.

<Good evening. I'm Natalie Harp, a formerly forgotten American from California. In the classic Jimmy Stewart film, It's A Wonderful Life, George Bailey is given a great gift, the chance to see what the world would be like without him. Tonight, Mr. President, we'd like to give you that same gift, because without you, we'd all be living in Pottersville, sold out to a crooked mister, or I should say a crooked Mrs. Potter with no hope of escape except death itself. I should know because I wouldn't be alive today if it wasn't for you.

About five years ago, I was a victim of a notoriously deadly medical error. I survived, but only to be diagnosed with a rare and terminal bone cancer. The Democrats love to talk about healthcare being a human right, but a right to what? Well, I'll tell you. To them, it's a right to marijuana, opioids and the right to die with dignity. A politically correct way of saying assisted suicide. I was told I was a burden to my family and to my country, and that by choosing to die early, I'd actually be saving the lives of others by preserving resources for them, rather than wasting them on a lost cause like myself.

When I failed the chemotherapies that were on the market, no one wanted me in their clinical trials. I'd make them look bad. They didn't give me the right to try experimental treatments, Mr. President. You did and without you, I'd have died waiting for them to be approved.>

https://www.rev.com/transcripts/2020-republican-national-convention-rnc-night-1-transcript

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

>>I was told I was a burden to my family and to my country, and that by choosing to die early, I'd actually be saving the lives of others by preserving resources for them, rather than wasting them on a lost cause like myself.<<

Who exactly told you this, Natalie? Because I will lay down $1,000,000 it wasn't a Democrat.

Sk8erChoi's avatar

Mentally unwell and literally a stalker. But it shows how deep Trump's narcissistic personality disorder goes that he thinks someone displaying that behavior towards him is perfectly normal and acceptable. They both completely lack insight into their respective disorders.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Okay. If this is true - "About five years ago, I was ... diagnosed with a rare and terminal bone cancer." - then she should be long dead by now. Unfortunately for the rest of us, she is still very much alive.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

“I only want to bring you joy.” “I only think about serving you.” “I hope we can get back to that synergy where we can talk about anything or nothing at all. Where we never discuss work.” Yeaaaaah. Totally normal behavior.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

I'll add "bugfuck crazy".

Antifa Commander's avatar

It took me a while to realize that this was not satire.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

What a damaged woman.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Begore yesterday, I did not know that her Bible Institute of Los Angeles professor dad killed himself. Yeah, it’s sad.

Underdawg23's avatar

That thing on Piggy Pedophile's ass looks like a diaper storage contraption. Maybe Natalie just lifts Piggy's coattail for a replacement when the odor level reaches "Oh Lawd"!

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I'm sure someone's mentioned the article saying this is less about worries of sex with her and more about the right's absolute fear of how a "wetnurse"reminds people of his rapidly advancing age.

Hank Napkin's avatar

FOR 'TOUGH-GUY' READ 'DOUGH-BOY'

Trump’s tough-guy image has been undone by his own actions

Meccalopolis's avatar

She won't be ignored.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Yep. Good thing there are no pets in the WH.