Once upon a time, there was a nice man named Sergio Branco who lived in New Jersey with his wife and kids, working for a waste management company called Russell Reid on weekdays and hosting large barbeques for his family and friends on the weekends. Then one day, Russell Reid did not feel so well, and after taking three months off work (as sanctioned by the Family Medical Leave Act) to seek medical treatment, he learned that he was suffering from acute myeloid leukemia, which would kill him if he didn't get a bone marrow transplant.
Step up and get yer <a href="http:\/\/www.newsbiscuit.com\/2013\/08\/02\/hr-genius-devises-job-advert-able-to-deter-all-but-deluded-bullshitters\/" target="_blank">HR jokes right here</a>.
Another bunch of takers, trying to get stuff for free (or 26&cent; off, <i>same thing</i>, obvs.) They&#039;re lucky they didn&#039;t live where <a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2013\/08\/12\/georgia-deputies-suspended-over-violence-while-serving-a-1000-civil-warrant\/" target="_blank">people take that sort of thing seriously! </a>
As the horrible Phil Graham said in the 1990s about &quot;HillaryCare&quot; -- &quot;I don&#039;t want some government bureaucrat deciding if my mama needs to be taken care of.&quot; He was obviously oblivious to the reality of health insurance companies. It&#039;s all the same -- at least until next year.
I got that &quot;buy one, get one free&quot; coupon in the mail, too . . . but it expired before I could use it.
Step up and get yer <a href="http:\/\/www.newsbiscuit.com\/2013\/08\/02\/hr-genius-devises-job-advert-able-to-deter-all-but-deluded-bullshitters\/" target="_blank">HR jokes right here</a>.
They die.
Well, it made <i>me</i> laugh. If that helps.
Another bunch of takers, trying to get stuff for free (or 26&cent; off, <i>same thing</i>, obvs.) They&#039;re lucky they didn&#039;t live where <a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2013\/08\/12\/georgia-deputies-suspended-over-violence-while-serving-a-1000-civil-warrant\/" target="_blank">people take that sort of thing seriously! </a>
The really rough part is where they come and take back the bone marrow.
If you prick the unisured, do they not bleed?
As the horrible Phil Graham said in the 1990s about &quot;HillaryCare&quot; -- &quot;I don&#039;t want some government bureaucrat deciding if my mama needs to be taken care of.&quot; He was obviously oblivious to the reality of health insurance companies. It&#039;s all the same -- at least until next year.
And I&#039;m sure when they short pay a doctor or policyholder, they fire and/or kill the claims processor.
Republican health insurance plan has people dying bankrupt and homeless on a bench outside the hospital.