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Fact, I'd be thrilled to watch those grifters walk into the sea.

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Cornyn and Sasse had a chance to vote for holding a Trump trial in the Senate and they were cowards. This is no time pretend that they are responsible adults.

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Because. . . ?

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The apocryphal part was that he complained, rather than quietly observing. She's wonderful. Not a hair out of place.

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I've already voted for MJ Hagar. I'm a patriot...oh wait, only Republicans can call themselves patriots, right? Alright..then I'm a Antifa loving, commie, socialist, left wing radical...whatever it takes to run the S.S. Trump into an iceberg and have every crew member go down with the ship! Sorry guys, no life jackets are available. Trump forgot to order them.

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Hope the lifeboats have holes in them. Drown you miserable rats!!!

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I love getting stoned outside the city walls....oh, not that kind of stoned? Never mind.

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Why not literally instead of electorally?

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BECAUSE I’M A CHILD!

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Then you have no business getting married a'tall.

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Why not electronically, like a bug zapper?

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YOU HATE TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE! (Which is where the husband comes home and his wife has his martini and slippers ready. Sometimes his martini is in his slippers because of the six Valium she took in anticipation of him coming home).

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The rats are deserting the sinking Rat.

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Maybe we should move them all to an island somewhere and see how they do. I predict "Lord of the Flies."

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