Law enforcement authorities had to break the sad news today that there will be absolutely no sexing at the upcoming Republican and Democratic National Conventions. Apparently, every four years a bunch of sex-worker advocacy groups issue dire predictions that prostitution will skyrocket in convention cities, and then everybody is horribly disappointed to discover that the only whoring that goes on is the very dull, "I'll trade you one Bridge to Nowhere for your cloture vote" kind of crap that makes people hate politicians in the first place.
Sorry, No Whoring At Conventions This Year
Sorry, No Whoring At Conventions This Year
Sorry, No Whoring At Conventions This Year
Law enforcement authorities had to break the sad news today that there will be absolutely no sexing at the upcoming Republican and Democratic National Conventions. Apparently, every four years a bunch of sex-worker advocacy groups issue dire predictions that prostitution will skyrocket in convention cities, and then everybody is horribly disappointed to discover that the only whoring that goes on is the very dull, "I'll trade you one Bridge to Nowhere for your cloture vote" kind of crap that makes people hate politicians in the first place.