Official science has finally proven that Kenyan interloper Barack Obama has an incredibly low opinion of the average State of the Union-viewing American.
Well fuck...why don't we just make pi 3-ish? There was an "article" on the Onion lately talking about Intelligent Falling. I bet being a writer for the Onion is getting harder and harder each year.
Given that there seems to be a grass roots movement to make people stupider, (I&#039;m looking at you, <a href="http:\/\/www.theroot.com\/buzz\/tea-party-dont-mention-founding-fathers-and-slaves" target="_blank">Tennessee</a>) I&#039;m surprised the speech wasn&#039;t written at an even lower level.
Well fuck...why don&#039;t we just make pi 3-ish? There was an &quot;article&quot; on the Onion lately talking about Intelligent Falling. I bet being a writer for the Onion is getting harder and harder each year.
I&#039;ll bet you $10,000 that Barack wrote or re-wrote most of his speech, and that W wrote exactly none of his.
He&#039;s not just president of the smart people.
Given that there seems to be a grass roots movement to make people stupider, (I&#039;m looking at you, <a href="http:\/\/www.theroot.com\/buzz\/tea-party-dont-mention-founding-fathers-and-slaves" target="_blank">Tennessee</a>) I&#039;m surprised the speech wasn&#039;t written at an even lower level.