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So did Jake Angeli.

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There are a few people running, but as I understand it none of them have won statewide, and she has (she's currently State Treasurer).

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Leave me out of this. I'm just here to eat you lot when the stars come right.

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In your own mind. Maybe that's the point.

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".... Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius."

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Hey remember that time people followed the science and took polio vaccines and then polio was eradicated because of that? Does Ron Johnson think that was God's will, or that humanity just really pulled the wool over the Lord's eyes with that one?I'm going to have to assume that Ron Johnson - and that tech dude in Utah - would not think that the Polio Vaccine was the work of god, 'cause, ya know, that Salk guy sure did look like one of them jew-boys.

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Hey remember that time people followed the science and took polio vaccines and then polio was eradicated because of that?

Minor quibble: polio isn't quite eradicated. And with anti-vaccine nonsense on the rise, I wouldn't be surprised if it begins to make a comeback in the near future.

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RonJon is of the class of idiots that think throwing the word "God" into an argument somehow clinches it. Unfortunately, that class includes a majority of the US Supreme Clowncar. Let be known that the opposite is true: if you can't make your case without tossing "God" into the mix, your logical grounding is Wile E Coyote running-on-air insupportable.

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Submitted into evidence, Wisconsin's other, better Senator, Tammy Baldwin, easily in the top 10% of Senators.

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Because when they do, the leaders of the gerrymandered legislature hire an idiot disgraced former state supreme court justice to throw around misspelled subpoenas in an attempt to limit the number of Democratic voters in next fall's election.

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My name is Ron JohnsonI come from WisconsinMy brain is especially dimI'm waiting for G_dTo back up my fraudBut I may wait an eon for "H_m"

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'My eyes are UP HERE!'

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My standard response to this kind of idiot is "Stop telling G_d what to do".

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That is the best version of the guy-in-flood story EVER.

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I've always thought God is a dumbass,..and DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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