Monica Lewinsky??? We were not going to say anything about this thing Anthony Scaramucci, who was White House Communications Director for literally HOURS, tweeted Wednesday night: "It's too easy," thought we. If you know nothing else about him, you know that Anthony Scaramucci
Or of an insane level of arrogance that is somehow leading him to think he can outwit and outtalk one of the most skillful, skewering, quick-witted, savagely clever minds out there today.
Monica Lewinski's life was pretty much ruined because she gave Bill Clinton a blow job when she was 23. If that's the worst thing she did in her life, she's probably a pretty good person. I'm pretty sure "the mooch" has done much worser things .
Or of an insane level of arrogance that is somehow leading him to think he can outwit and outtalk one of the most skillful, skewering, quick-witted, savagely clever minds out there today.
"Ant'nee, there are two scientists on the phone. They say they're very very interested in studying you! Dr. Dunning, and Dr. Kruger, line two."
How many people think they EVER did it (YECHHHH), and are there actually any people that think that beautiful boy Barron is in any way "his" son?
A resolute hummer?
When do you pick up your blue dress from the cleaners? Were they able to get the stain out?
Monica Lewinski's life was pretty much ruined because she gave Bill Clinton a blow job when she was 23. If that's the worst thing she did in her life, she's probably a pretty good person. I'm pretty sure "the mooch" has done much worser things .
That's more of a "WTF?!?!" emoji, in my limited experience
So when Trump tried to grab him by the pussy, Mooch told him what he grabbed was a cigar?
I'm pretty sure the emoji means; One fucking blow job ruined my life and it's the gift that keeps on giving!
Dampnut. Mooch did it on CNN and Fox for WEEKS before they hired/fired him.
He might as well follow it up with a face-to-face with John Oliver immediately after.
I'm figuring that Da Mooch caught Colbert's interview with Jennifer Garner and figured it's going to be something like that.
And it will, Anthony, it will. Don't let anybody discourage you. This Colbert guy, he's a cream puff. You can easily blow him away, er, so to speak.
(I have to admit, though, that I regret Letterman didn't stick around long enough to book Steve Bannon for Stupid Human Tricks.)
Tony Scars, as a new father, might actually be up all night. Oh right, he's ditched the wife and kid. Fuggeddaboudid!
You'd think she'd be used to that kind of embarrassment.
Tell it to Iceland
To be fair, in doll terms, Moochie is a lot like Chatty Cathy.