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Peter Anthony's avatar

As Greenland has free health care, a higher standard of living and is ranked higher for freedoms than the US maybe America should be part of Greenland.

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JA Jones's avatar

A dumpster fire without a single redeeming quality.

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Mark Laustrup's avatar

Cokee McSnort, once again proving just what a trainwreck the tRump gene pool is.

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susan conner's avatar

Jr is definitely the son of his father. Just about as eloquent too.🤣🤣🍊🍊

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

FFS - not that any of this will breach the magat bubble

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Carlo Pietro Corazza's avatar

6 odd thousand people in Greenland and they still have homeless?

Try his world is weird

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Pat Boring's avatar

Lump the whole Trump clan together and they couldn’t Spell INTEGRITY or CHARACTER much less emulate it.

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Steve Singer's avatar

My God, another siege of these people … .

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Janice Laz- Romo's avatar

And after they left, all the homeless burned all the MAGA crap to stay warm. They would never be caught dead wearing it.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. This is one of the most pathetic things about which I have ever read. Of course the MAGAts will read none of this, and would not believe it if they did. And yes, the Inuit and Yupik and other Native Alaskans deserve respect and dignity they'll never get from anyone named Trump apart from Mary.

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beb's avatar

Someone must have told the Orange shitgibbon that if Global Warning keeps up there will be an open water passage from Greenland, around Canada and out ti the Bering Straits. So he now wants to annex both counties so he can control that Northwest passage. And if he seizes Panama as well he'll have a chokehold on all traffic to and from America. Never mind what the people who actually live there think.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Some of the people they bribed to pretend to be MAGA hang around a bar called Daddy's.

Every so often, the writers get it right.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

Trump's method of threating countries to win friends and influence people is the new Dale Carnegie method.

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AIB's avatar

Ms. AIB says she’s waiting to see this headline: “A Man, a Plan, a Canal — Panama”.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

Trump could really win over the people in Greenland if he came and threw paper towels at them

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Goonemeritus's avatar

"This is the way"

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Maybe's avatar

Reality tv at its worst.

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