This story is so plump and juicy, with round and succulent details - why, it's straining at the seams, just ready to burst forth in glorious journalistic splendor!
🌔 On this day the Moon will be in a Waxing Gibbous phase. Visible through most of the night sky setting a few hours before sunrise. This phase is when the moon is more than 50% illuminated but not yet a Full Moon. The phase lasts about 7 days with the moon becoming more illuminated each day until the Full Moon.
Today in History: Brandon Lee Killed While Filming Death Scene (1993), Ronald Clark O'Bryan Executed (1984), Oklahoma! Opens (1943), First US Daylight Savings Time (1918), , , Expulsion of Jews From Spain (1492), Air America Radio Goes Live (2004), Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous Premiers (1984), Carter Signs Banking Deregulation (1980), Jimi Hendrix First Lights Guitar on Fire in Concert (1967), Soviet Union Suspends Nuclear Weapons Testing (1958), Civilian Conservation Corps Established (1933), Japan Opens Ports to US Trade (1854), 10-Hour Work Day Established (1840)
Today's birthdays: Rhea Perlman, Jack Antonoff, Josh Saviano, Ewan McGregor, Angus Young, Al Gore, Gabe Kaplan, Christopher Walken, Herb Alpert, Richard Chamberlain, Shirley Jones, Liz Claiborne, César Chávez, Rene Descartes, Johann Sebastian Bach, Jack Johnson (First Black Heavyweight Boxing Champion), Marc McClure, Ed Marinaro, Gordie Howe (Mr. Hockey), Leo Buscaglia, Henry Morgan, Sir Dugald Clerk (Built First Two-Stroke Engine), Franz Joseph Haydn (Father of the Symphony)
Today's deaths: Brandon Lee, Selena, Charlotte Brontë, Ronald Clark O'Bryan (Halloween Candy Murderer), Jesse Owens, Ethel Ernestine Harper (Aunt Jemima), Ralph De Palma, Ebenezer Butterick (Invented Multiple-Sized Tissue Paper Patterns), Gilbert Baker (Creator of the Rainbow Flag), Terri Schiavo, Bella Abzug (First Jewish Woman Elected to US Congress), O'Kelly Isley, Charles Herbert Best, Knute Kenneth Rockne, Emil von Behring (Discovered Tetanus and Diphtheria Vaccines), John Pierpont Morgan, Otto Ringling, John Donne
Keyboardist and flautist Thijs van Leer of the band Focus is 78 years old today. Here they are performing their "Hamburger Concerto" and more on the BBC in 1974:
And here's the band ripping through "Hocus Pocus" on The Midnight Special. Legend has it they were told to cut the song down due to time constraints on the show, but they instead just ramped up the tempo to fit the full song into the time block:
I'm just a few donations short of my end-of-quarter goal. Won't you please help and send me $20 right now? It's important! There is so much I could do to make everything so much better. Thank you.
For tonight's game against the Boston Bruins, the Dallas Stars have declared it will be "Byron Noem Solidarity Night" and will be wearing special uniforms in his honor. 🌈🫶
Speaking of the economic meltdown, work is being real fucking weird.
We lost 500k last year, this year is shaky. In November our boss hired two 'sales reps" and didn't bother training them, but still paid them for 3 months until it was clear it wasn't going to work out.
NOW he's hired a "manager", when asked what on earth the manager will do - "He's going to hire and train sales reps"... when he doesn't know wtf we do? Oh, and he's made a point to say WE are NOT sales reps, but today after explaining what the new manager will do, says something about us being sales reps.
I don't like it guys, it just doesn't make sense. Oh and we fired a Graphics guy today and the boss man said he just didn't align with what we had planned for the future 🙄
This story is so plump and juicy, with round and succulent details - why, it's straining at the seams, just ready to burst forth in glorious journalistic splendor!
He and Lauren Boebert should go see a show together.
Breaking:
President Donald Trump on Tuesday signed an executive order to create a nationwide list of verified eligible voters and to restrict mail-in voting
https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-mail-voting-elections-47cc334b1fb7742244a9c4f176b355cd
THE FCKER JUST VOTED BY MAIL !!!
Say, I wonder what Ben "Beaver Nipples" Shapiro has to say about all of this.
"pumping colossal amounts of saline into their breasts"
Don't do that.
once again with a rapists language...
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-says-government-force-ourselves-220336634.html
Rape is his very core.
That should go well.
Wonkzoom.com It's tech tuesday.
Which includes many technologies
Ham frequency please
Gettin' the power. hold, please!
https://xcancel.com/papisaurus/status/2039092611927961942?s=20
Cannot stop chuckling at the second one.
This is never going to die.
Part of me is like it is none of my business, but part of me is hahahahahaha.
Today is 3/31/26 (Tuesday)
🌔 On this day the Moon will be in a Waxing Gibbous phase. Visible through most of the night sky setting a few hours before sunrise. This phase is when the moon is more than 50% illuminated but not yet a Full Moon. The phase lasts about 7 days with the moon becoming more illuminated each day until the Full Moon.
Today in History: Brandon Lee Killed While Filming Death Scene (1993), Ronald Clark O'Bryan Executed (1984), Oklahoma! Opens (1943), First US Daylight Savings Time (1918), , , Expulsion of Jews From Spain (1492), Air America Radio Goes Live (2004), Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous Premiers (1984), Carter Signs Banking Deregulation (1980), Jimi Hendrix First Lights Guitar on Fire in Concert (1967), Soviet Union Suspends Nuclear Weapons Testing (1958), Civilian Conservation Corps Established (1933), Japan Opens Ports to US Trade (1854), 10-Hour Work Day Established (1840)
Today's birthdays: Rhea Perlman, Jack Antonoff, Josh Saviano, Ewan McGregor, Angus Young, Al Gore, Gabe Kaplan, Christopher Walken, Herb Alpert, Richard Chamberlain, Shirley Jones, Liz Claiborne, César Chávez, Rene Descartes, Johann Sebastian Bach, Jack Johnson (First Black Heavyweight Boxing Champion), Marc McClure, Ed Marinaro, Gordie Howe (Mr. Hockey), Leo Buscaglia, Henry Morgan, Sir Dugald Clerk (Built First Two-Stroke Engine), Franz Joseph Haydn (Father of the Symphony)
Today's deaths: Brandon Lee, Selena, Charlotte Brontë, Ronald Clark O'Bryan (Halloween Candy Murderer), Jesse Owens, Ethel Ernestine Harper (Aunt Jemima), Ralph De Palma, Ebenezer Butterick (Invented Multiple-Sized Tissue Paper Patterns), Gilbert Baker (Creator of the Rainbow Flag), Terri Schiavo, Bella Abzug (First Jewish Woman Elected to US Congress), O'Kelly Isley, Charles Herbert Best, Knute Kenneth Rockne, Emil von Behring (Discovered Tetanus and Diphtheria Vaccines), John Pierpont Morgan, Otto Ringling, John Donne
So Orange Fuckface is EXECUTIVE ORDERING a stop to mail in ballots...
... and he mailed in his ballot for the last Florida election that Democrat Emily Gregory won in his district.
Well, clearly mail in balloting doesn't work!
Keyboardist and flautist Thijs van Leer of the band Focus is 78 years old today. Here they are performing their "Hamburger Concerto" and more on the BBC in 1974:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEwo0DsSuRM
And here's the band ripping through "Hocus Pocus" on The Midnight Special. Legend has it they were told to cut the song down due to time constraints on the show, but they instead just ramped up the tempo to fit the full song into the time block:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyxSvZOby54
Reaction videos to this on the YouTubes are hilarious.
I heard Hocus Pocus on the radio two weeks ago for the first time since the ‘90s.
This was not on my bingo card, but it fits. Those two make a fine pair (of boobs!)
Hegseth just un-suspended the helicopter pilots for the Kid Rock fly by. Because we live in a Reality TV show now.
Absolute lawlessness.
I'm just a few donations short of my end-of-quarter goal. Won't you please help and send me $20 right now? It's important! There is so much I could do to make everything so much better. Thank you.
Yes, but has your opponent received twenty million dollars from PACs last week?
@jarvis_best
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For tonight's game against the Boston Bruins, the Dallas Stars have declared it will be "Byron Noem Solidarity Night" and will be wearing special uniforms in his honor. 🌈🫶
https://xcancel.com/jarvis_best/status/2039114784143208649?s=20
Corrected:
https://xcancel.com/jarvis_best/status/2039114784143208649?s=20
Thank you.
Imagine the penalties.
Speaking of the economic meltdown, work is being real fucking weird.
We lost 500k last year, this year is shaky. In November our boss hired two 'sales reps" and didn't bother training them, but still paid them for 3 months until it was clear it wasn't going to work out.
NOW he's hired a "manager", when asked what on earth the manager will do - "He's going to hire and train sales reps"... when he doesn't know wtf we do? Oh, and he's made a point to say WE are NOT sales reps, but today after explaining what the new manager will do, says something about us being sales reps.
I don't like it guys, it just doesn't make sense. Oh and we fired a Graphics guy today and the boss man said he just didn't align with what we had planned for the future 🙄
The company is in deep trouble and flailing. Prepare to exit.
So sorry.
Sounds like Trump on his war in Iran.