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He looks so Presidential!

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Yep folks, despite the Democrats holding all the levers of power to do something about it, there is a very real possibility this man is once again in the Oval Office in a little more then 2.5 years.

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He says he hopes this doesn't mean his friendship with Trump is over forever.What in the everloving fuck is wrong with these people?! Any sensible human who met someone half the narcissist that Assmouth is would drop him forever. But not Piers. It is a depth of human depravity not contemplated by Poe or Lovecraft.

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I’m so so so so very glad this country elected a man with the emotional maturity and intelligence of a five year old child, and is just as easy to manipulate.

“Ooooh mr. Fussy britches grumpy? Remember that day you played golf and hit the ball so far! Everyone clapped and cheered that day!!! Yay!!!! Wanna come down for some dinner now??”

This man had the nuclear codes.

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And Nigel Farage slithering around in the background! Was there a meeting of the Worst People in the World Club scheduled or something?

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It was Morgan plus Trump with all his assorted sycophants, so they at least had the entire local chapter present.

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The story of what happened before feels very, very fakey.

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The name itself sounds so like a sinister character from Harry Potter.

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blah blah blah, you don't care.

Truer words were never written

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Two dicks enter.

One dick leaves.

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Did they have the interview in a sauna? Why is tfg so sweaty??

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He's the sweatiest, it's the best most luxurious sweat too. Sweat like never before!

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Egregious five-year-old child libelz.

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Piers Morgan and Donald Trump. Two whiny, self-absorbed narcissistic arseholes in the same room at the same time. I would actually have paid to be watching that shit through a one-way mirror, with friends and popcorn.

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