That book looks SO stupid. You know, good books for little kids can be such magic, and then there's a whole group that are just like authors who spew stupid at them, because you can get away with it.
I bet her Princess and the Pup book is So dumb. "Once upon a time there was the most beautiful princess in the whole world, and she had a puppy dog! You like princesses and puppies? Yes? Well, there's your story!"
I am personally getting a bit tired of the "You're just playing into their hands!" crowd.
Fuck that. If Republicans do wrong things, we should SCREAM IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS. It is wrong. Maybe we should stop being so silent every fucking time because we are afraid what they will say or do.
My first thought here was, "well......why mention the dog? You could have gotten away clean by telling the goat story.......minus the shitty aim part". AND WHO THE FUCK TAKES ONE BULLET? You're a governor FFS! Preparedness is 90% of the FN job.......
I have been tormented by this story since I read it on our dear Wonkette last Saturday. I am haunted by the last moments of the dog Cricket. I cannot stand that Kristi Noem refers to her as a "working dog" as if Cricket had applied for the job on Monster.com (You might be a good match! Role: Pheasant Hunter - No Exp Nec - Will Train)
This dog was probably purchased from a breeder, there was clearly not even the bare minimum of training undertaken.
I am a cat person, but I know a lot of dog people, and they are fervent about training, not so much for the dog as for the owner
Also - I really feel a caps lock urge here - the breed of this dog, German Wire Haired Pointer, is a strong-willed, determined hunter that does not communicate well with other dogs and can be aggressive with cats and other animals, and (oh the irony) needs an owner who knows how to lead.
I love how they also have a beard that dribbles water all over the floor when they drink, "not a dog for the fastidious household" Could that have been the real reason why she hated the dog?
Holy SHIT. I don’t like to comment on personal appearance, but Mrs. Junior literally made me spit take when her picture scrolled up. The juxtaposition of scary sexualization with a children’s book was just…holy shit.
Ms. Noem was trying to show she is a hardcore as any MAGAhat male. But she shot the wrong target. A black teen in a hoodie would have made her a hero of her people. And she could serve as VP from prison as Don Don will be doing Presidential time.
He’s playing three-d chess! What better way to court the African-American vote that to explain that as a discriminated against white person, he understands their plight! Truly, this spells trouble for Joe Biden!
“Trump isn’t a dog person necessarily,” this person said, “but I think he understands that you can’t choose a puppy killer as your pick, for blatantly obvious reasons.”
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Yeah, as in, we've found the real life, second coming, reincarnation version, going to be the next Cruella Deville, and possible VP of the United States, Kristi Noem.
“[Trump] did some things I would never do. But…”
If only she had stopped at the period the way they taught her in kindergarten.
The Kristi Noem version of Bluey put together by Stephen Colbert's crew is perfect. It's exactly what she deserved.
That book looks SO stupid. You know, good books for little kids can be such magic, and then there's a whole group that are just like authors who spew stupid at them, because you can get away with it.
I bet her Princess and the Pup book is So dumb. "Once upon a time there was the most beautiful princess in the whole world, and she had a puppy dog! You like princesses and puppies? Yes? Well, there's your story!"
I am personally getting a bit tired of the "You're just playing into their hands!" crowd.
Fuck that. If Republicans do wrong things, we should SCREAM IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS. It is wrong. Maybe we should stop being so silent every fucking time because we are afraid what they will say or do.
My first thought here was, "well......why mention the dog? You could have gotten away clean by telling the goat story.......minus the shitty aim part". AND WHO THE FUCK TAKES ONE BULLET? You're a governor FFS! Preparedness is 90% of the FN job.......
I have been tormented by this story since I read it on our dear Wonkette last Saturday. I am haunted by the last moments of the dog Cricket. I cannot stand that Kristi Noem refers to her as a "working dog" as if Cricket had applied for the job on Monster.com (You might be a good match! Role: Pheasant Hunter - No Exp Nec - Will Train)
This dog was probably purchased from a breeder, there was clearly not even the bare minimum of training undertaken.
I am a cat person, but I know a lot of dog people, and they are fervent about training, not so much for the dog as for the owner
Also - I really feel a caps lock urge here - the breed of this dog, German Wire Haired Pointer, is a strong-willed, determined hunter that does not communicate well with other dogs and can be aggressive with cats and other animals, and (oh the irony) needs an owner who knows how to lead.
Check out the link of the breed's pros and cons: https://www.yourpurebredpuppy.com/reviews/germanwirehairedpointers.html
I love how they also have a beard that dribbles water all over the floor when they drink, "not a dog for the fastidious household" Could that have been the real reason why she hated the dog?
The story broke Friday, Guilfoyle has a children's book ready to drop Tuesday.
That thing must be a piece of shit no matter how much she paid the writer.
When I was just a baby, my mama told me "Hon,
Always be a good girl, don’t ever play with guns."
But I shot a dog in Hamlin
Just to watch her die.
Now my VP hopes are fadin’
I sit and wonder why.
Ta, Evan. We love dogs. We love cats. We hate cruelty and waste.
Holy SHIT. I don’t like to comment on personal appearance, but Mrs. Junior literally made me spit take when her picture scrolled up. The juxtaposition of scary sexualization with a children’s book was just…holy shit.
Every woman in Trump's circle looks like that.
Ms. Noem was trying to show she is a hardcore as any MAGAhat male. But she shot the wrong target. A black teen in a hoodie would have made her a hero of her people. And she could serve as VP from prison as Don Don will be doing Presidential time.
if youre a governor, is botox tax deductible?
i hope Guilfoyle doesn't accidentally show dick pics to the kids at her first reading.
That pic of Guilfoyle with a children’s book is creepy AF; only thing missing is a van with no windows. 🙀
He’s playing three-d chess! What better way to court the African-American vote that to explain that as a discriminated against white person, he understands their plight! Truly, this spells trouble for Joe Biden!
“Trump isn’t a dog person necessarily,” this person said, “but I think he understands that you can’t choose a puppy killer as your pick, for blatantly obvious reasons.”
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Yeah, as in, we've found the real life, second coming, reincarnation version, going to be the next Cruella Deville, and possible VP of the United States, Kristi Noem.
Nah.
Trump hates dogs. He also knows most Americans love dogs.
He's stupid in many ways, but he knows how to find his butt-kissers.