Since your Wonkette cracked the case on Chuck Norris' hilariously poorly veiled plagiarism in his columns, the professional kicker's people have refused to talk to us, and his syndicate, which still feautures Norris on its website, has refused multiple requests for comment.
What part of the plain language of the Ten Commandments doesn't Norris understand? Probably all of them, as he portrays killing as justifiable in his movies. Plus his divorces -- a little coveting thy neighbor's wife, perhaps? Plus his child from an affair.
I don&#039;t get it either. If only they hired some kind of professional word using person to arrange their nouns and shit. I&#039;m going to guess they want to put crucifixes in all the parks because their paleotelepathy tells them that&#039;s what separation of church and state <i>really</i> means.
The true fact remains, however, that Space Jesus will soon lower his Cosmic Escalator (as foretold by Led Zeppelin) and Patriot Norris and Chaplain Todd will ascend into Gloryland leaving the rest of us in peace and quiet. And with a hell of a lot less other assholes around to boot.
Conan Obrien had a shtick for a while where he would pull a giant lever coming out of the floor and short clip from Walker Texass Ranger would play. I never watched Chucky&rsquo;s show but there sure must have been a lot of bad (as in suck) scenes in that show.
Thou shalt not steal too.
What part of the plain language of the Ten Commandments doesn&#039;t Norris understand? Probably all of them, as he portrays killing as justifiable in his movies. Plus his divorces -- a little coveting thy neighbor&#039;s wife, perhaps? Plus his child from an affair.
You made that prayer your bitch, Pastor!
Oh great. Now there&#039;s Tab all over mine.
True fact: The ceiling of the Capitol rotunda in Washington DC has a painting of George Washington as leader amongst the Greek gods.
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I don&#039;t get it either. If only they hired some kind of professional word using person to arrange their nouns and shit. I&#039;m going to guess they want to put crucifixes in all the parks because their paleotelepathy tells them that&#039;s what separation of church and state <i>really</i> means.
today we are all friends of the deceased writer Joe Hymans.
Chuck Norris dictates policy to Jeebus.
Is our Walkers learning?
Were there ever any scenes in Walker Texas Ranger where Norris throws an actual preacher under an actual bus?
The true fact remains, however, that Space Jesus will soon lower his Cosmic Escalator (as foretold by Led Zeppelin) and Patriot Norris and Chaplain Todd will ascend into Gloryland leaving the rest of us in peace and quiet. And with a hell of a lot less other assholes around to boot.
I wonder what Chuck calls his cowboy boots? And what his pastor calls his loafers?
Why is he feeling up that other dude? Is there something you want to tell us, Chuck?
What&#039;s up Chuck?
<i>restore Christian revisionism and reductionism</i>
i think that&#039;s <i>reductio ad absurdum</i>
Conan Obrien had a shtick for a while where he would pull a giant lever coming out of the floor and short clip from Walker Texass Ranger would play. I never watched Chucky&rsquo;s show but there sure must have been a lot of bad (as in suck) scenes in that show.