Since it's obvious that all honorable and well-compensated jobs have disappeared into a puff of Internet ether, never to return, it's important that every American turn any brush with fame, no matter now ridiculous or humiliating, into a round of talk show appearances that can in turn be leveraged into an "instant book" and a reality show, since that's the only route to financial solvency in America today. Monica Lewinsky had just such an ridiculous, humiliating brush with fame, but this was years ago, in the late '90s, when the economy was great and you could still get jobs, so she never cashed in. But well, well, well, look who's come crawling back to the publicity-horror machine and wants to write a book! Don't worry, Monica, your timing is
Actually, it doesn't appear that her life was exactly ruined, but I'll agree that if she wants to cash in on a book deal, good for her.
I mean, if Jerome Fucking Corsi can make money selling books, why shouldn't Monica?
I guess I'm still a little provincial. The man was married. When you have a big fat crush on a married man I think you keep that to yourself, Prez or not.
Is there enough material for a book? "I gave Clinton a blow job a couple of times. Everybody found out about it and we were in SO MUCH TROUBLE you guys" seems long enough.
i liked the 90's.
It's short notice, but maybe you could invite her to the Drinky Thing?
Actually, it doesn't appear that her life was exactly ruined, but I'll agree that if she wants to cash in on a book deal, good for her.
I mean, if Jerome Fucking Corsi can make money selling books, why shouldn't Monica?
Eh, I have kids that are younger than you. They already make me feel old.
With a discreet stain on the cover.
Well, in a sense, now you're just haggling over the price.
I guess I'm still a little provincial. The man was married. When you have a big fat crush on a married man I think you keep that to yourself, Prez or not.
Is Linda Tripp playing for Breitbart or the Packers these days?
I'm sure Ken Starr is very excited about the contents of this tell-all autobiography.
Is there enough material for a book? "I gave Clinton a blow job a couple of times. Everybody found out about it and we were in SO MUCH TROUBLE you guys" seems long enough.