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Masks are just too haaaarrrd to wear Wahhhhhh.

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I liken not wearing a mask as personal choice similar to driving drunk is a personal choice. 1. you might get home and nothing happens/you might not get or give covid 2 You might just injure yourself/get sick yoursellf3. you might get killed/ get covid and die4. you might injure or kill someone else/give covid to someone else who may or may not die.drunken driving, just a personal choice.

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Time is a flat circle.https://twitter.com/Stephen...

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Virginia's cases are going back up and several new outbreaks have been traced to people going to South Carolina. Especially going to Myrtle Beach that is a perfectly nice beach and as much as i love going to beaches still is not worth risking your life over

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Well, of the animals pictured there, it is the most closely related to a camel.

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You're my kinda people.

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Unfortunately, very few people here are making any effort at all.

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South Carolina isn't quite as stupid as Alabama, but we tend to be more like "hurr durr, my freedumbs are the most important thing in the world, and if you die, because I'm so selfish that I won't wear a mask, well, then that's your problem."

Alabamians are dumber, but we're stupider, if that makes sense.

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I will need to look up these "wolpertingers", but what the hell; sounds fine to me!

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Perhaps we should require that all MAGA hats come with a built-in mask.

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Isn't "we need a level playing field" the response to "one size does not fit all", and vice versa! Thats the first day of Lobbying 101.

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The purpose of the license is to collect taxes and give police the excuse to hassle people!

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Lingerie League money - at least for the Moscow franchise.

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right? i am speaking as a person who likes her booze.

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I don’t trust those Russians. I had my friend Jack Daniels come over, for breakfast.

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