Dust off your fiddle and play a nice slave owner hymn: It's Secession Remembrance Week in South Carolina! And what better way to honor your treasonous, slave-owning heritage than to attend the magnificent Charleston Secession Ball this evening? (Lindsey Graham will wear his favorite gown, the one made out of ham biscuits. Good luck, eligible bachelors!) Other activities include "sitting around talking about the good ol' days" and "spitting into a cup." This year marks the Sesquicentennial celebration, which is maybe why some dingbat Kleagle from the Sons of Confederate Veterans got all hot and bothered and said this: "We could look back and say [the Civil War] wasn’t something to celebrate ... But we do celebrate the courage and the integrity of 170 men who signed their signatures to the Article of Secession -- the courage of men to do what they think is right.” Where is William Tecumseh Sherman when you need some flames? [
Let me get out my hoop skirt and pantaloons! (I borrowed them from Lindsay Graham.)
Also, of course McConnell doesn't care about nuclear proliferation. In the event of a nuclear war, he'll just retreat into his shell to wait it out.
Graham - Bite me, Huck! Huckabee - With relish, Lindsey!
Union Army - We LOVE logistics (sorry about that whole Mississippi river thing and tearing up the railroads, Johnny Reb)
Let me get out my hoop skirt and pantaloons! (I borrowed them from Lindsay Graham.)
Also, of course McConnell doesn't care about nuclear proliferation. In the event of a nuclear war, he'll just retreat into his shell to wait it out.